The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

CALLAN MCAULIFFE

GOING UP! ON A TUESDAY! GOT YOUR GIRL IN THE CLUB ON A TUESDAY!

So... Basically what happened was that no one talked to me. Only three people, two of them of which I know.

And my friend/neighbors friends didn't really talk to me either. And my pencil case was probably to small for everything they gave me. And I'm freaking out because your suppose to have certain things for certain classes.

LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KEEP TRACK OF EVERYTHING?!?!

Never give me that much responsibility.

And they did all this religious shit so idk what I'm suppose to do. I'm not religious but I do believe in God so Idk I just feel weird.

The only person who talked to me beside those two people I know was a really chatty guy who was right behind me (because we're practically kindergarteners and have to line up in number order-)

So he asked how I thought the school was and so I said "Ehhh" because I don't like being treated like a fucking kindergartener.

So, Callan, that's his name said "Yeah I was the new kid last year. The first week is the worst because people are either really open to you or ignore you. But you'll figure it out soon enough."

So I just nod. Then we were literally squished because the fucking "garden" isn't big enough for the whole school so I literally felt awkward because both of my legs were squished up next to two guys. One being Callan and the other being a guy I've known since pre school that didn't recognize me.

And so Callan kept telling me who was who so much that everyone was telling him to shut up.

And so since we did all this religious stuff he could tell I was uncomfortable so he told me what I could get away with not doing and what I could do.

So I thanked him and that was it.

Wait... Callan...

To bad he's not Callan McAuliffe.