The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Candy Grams Are The Death Of Me

Tuesday

So nothing really interested happened, besides Class Clown being transferred and now he sits next to Luke in Math 😏

BUT

In my math class some stuff was strange...

So you know how some people just don't stop teasing you about your crush?

Yep...that's me with Theater Guy.

So let's call him my crush since he has so many names now...

So my crush hasn't been here all week. No big deal, he's just sick.

But Theater Guy was like "Where's *enter his name that starts with a D*."

"How would I know?" I answer rolling my eyes.

"Because you wovvvvvvveeeeeee him!"

"Shut up!"

"He told me he woves you to," Theater Guy said obviously lying.

"Shut up!"

So then we need to use a calculator and so Theater Guy pulls out his phone and I say, "I like your lock screen." I'm teasing him because it's him and his crush half hugging each other and taking a selfie.

"Huh...why?" He says totally confused.

"Because its you..."

"I know right!" He laughs.

"And ummm someone..."

"Ohhh! I have a better one!" He says handing over his phone which was on calculator.

"What?"

"Me and *crushes name*!"

"Sure...sure...." I said thinking he was teasing me.

"ILL PROVE IT TO YOU!" He says hitting the home screen button, and sure enough it was.

"Ugh...whatever let's do math..." so I go back to the calculator but then I get bombarded with the most embarrassing questions about my crush and I.

So I'm just like, "SHUT UP! LETS JUST DO MATH!" And so I push the home button like an idiot and I'm met with the sight of the lock screen.

"URGH!!!" I scream and Theater Guy is just like "OHHHHH YOU'RE BLUSHING!"

Wednesday

Stupid candy grams...everyone is telling me to send one to my crush. But that's so stupid because then he'll know someone likes him...

Thursday

More candy gram stuff...and finally Poe figured out my crush. What has it been? A few months?

But then of course Theater Guy and Poe had to tease me...so much that I pinched my finger on my binder. I'm so stupid...how can it be that he's not here at all but he sneaks his way into my life?