Days till the complete end: 4
^that makes me just sad in general
So we have these competitions in our history class and we were losing really badly, but then we made a comeback (and now we're only losing by 10 points) but the last round was terrible. I was literally the only one answering the questions, and Luke was like "PUT ME IN! I HAVENT BEEN PUT IN! DONT PUT *stupid person* IN!"
Our leader put the stupid person in -_-
So the thing is we were doing capitals, and I know the state capitals pretty well and Luke knows the world capitals. So I got half of the state capitals while everyone just sat there blank faced. And Luke pulled his hair put every time someone didn't answer the world capital.
So afterwards we were both saying how stupid our leader was and started ranting.
then Poe came up and Luke just walked away.
Oh btw EVERYONE ships me with Poe. It's basically "Jason" 2.0
Except now I'm engaged to "Jason" and cheating on him with Poe. Because I may have proposed to "Jason"....
It was a dare. And he never actually answered the question, he just started singing random songs.
And then Mira and Lion Dude decided to keep track of either Yes or No came up first.
He eventually said "Yeah". Because it was like 10 minutes later.
Anywho back to the present.
I wrote crappy cards to Mira and KC and they wrote crappy cards to me about "Jason" and Poe.
🙄 Typical.
I forgot who said it, but I'm pretty sure I said "Good thing I'm going to a new school so I won't be shipped."
And then someone said "Don't worry we'll follow you to that school and make sure that we find someone to ship you with."
Honestly I found out all the guys there are pervs. And when I saw them they all looked extremely ugly, so no.
I mean they look uglier then Poe and "Jason" and that is saying A LOT!
And of course "Jason" had to give me his daily compliment, "OH ITS LYNDA! AND HER UGLY FACE!"
Yep typical, I feel so loved 😌
And then for some reason "Jason" started coming up to me and screaming "BOO!"
Idk why but when it comes to people like "Jason", Class Clown, and Theatre Dude I'm never scared when they jump up behind me and yell boo.
But I'll get scared when Mira does it, I remember multiple times screaming "HOLY SHITZERS!"
^dont question
So in self defense I started hitting "Jason" with my jacket. And then he kept screaming "SHES HARASSING ME!"
-_________- like boi. Don't try to HARASS ME IN THE FIRST PLACE if you don't want to be harassed back.
I'm pretty sure I remember one time I said something and he started going crazy and then this random kid came out of nowhere and started strangling him so he could stop.
Then KC, Mira, and I walked away completely ignoring them.
Oh, also I watched the most boring softball game today. Like it was extremely boring...
Yep that's it.
Pretty much.
Oh yeah I need to make a card for Class Clown since he wants one so desperately.
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