The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Karma Murders Me For Lowkey Stealing Pencils

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 78 :-:

Welp...my life is definitely a huge mess....so this morning I went up to "GWLK" and yelled, "DID YOU TEXT HIM?!?!"

"I tried to on hangouts but he wasn't answering, so I got *random person* to text him."

"Great...just great..." I say walking up to Class Clown and explaining the situation. He wasn't making it any easier on me because he was yelling "YOU'RE DEAD!"'

Then a few minutes later I see Cheeto Head entering school and "GWLK" talking to him. They both look up at me which puts me on the spot so I wave...god I probably looked like an idiot. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO LOOK UP AT ME?!?!

And for some reason my mom was texting me and fixing my grammar errors 🙄. It can wait mom, I'm in a social crisis where my crush might actually know I like him.

Want to know something...karma hates me...so yesterday Crystal gave me some news about this certain desk and chair...something you don't want to know about or want to be repeated. But there was something on the bottom of it...

Of course my luck hates me so I was moved to that chair for the day...moved away from my friends...Jessica...Luke....Bobber Joe....WHY ME?!?! So as I was sitting down I was cringing and moving around a lot because I really didn't want to be there...

Luckily my teacher gave us time to do whatever we wanted so I could move...the only good part of being moved is that Luke wouldn't have to bombard me with questions about the stupid Hundred Year War...or so I thought...

After about five minutes of waiting for my computer to turn on the battery went dead. I swear these computers hate me...through the blackness of the screen I could see Luke coming up and smiling like a devil. I hit my head against the table as I realized that I was not free of Luke....

At least I got away from that chair...

WHAT DID I DO TO GET THAT KARMA!!!! I USED SELF CONTROL TO NOT KILL GWLK!!!!!!

Then in English I asked Cheeto Head what happened with the whole note fiasco...

"*random guy* texted me 'Did you get some note from a girl?' That was the weirdest question ever so I didn't answer him."

""GWLK" told me he tried to talk to you on google hangouts," I said.

"Google hangouts is stupid," THANK YOU IT IS SO USELESS COMPARED TO INSTAGRAM AND TEXTING!!!!

"What did he say this morning?" I asked curious about what I watched from above but couldn't hear.

"There's a note from you but it's not actually from you, it's from "GWLK"," he said.

"He didn't tell you what he wrote on the note?" I asked thinking he did.

"No..."

"Ok...that's good..." I said awkwardly.

"Now I want to know!" He said looking through his backpack, "Dammit where is it?!"

Then "GWLK" enters and Cheeto Head is like, "WHERE IS IT?!" So they both search his backpack and then eventually they pull out this small balled up note.

So Cheeto Head starts to unravel it and I hide my face in my computer, (I'm serious I held the computer side ways and covered up my face)

"I can't read this...I-I-I-uhh..." He says squinting his eyes.

"GWLK" puts his thumb over the words and says, "I love you!"

Honestly idk how to explain his reaction, he did this weird smile like "It's ok." But it wasn't like he was laughing at how ridiculous the whole thing was...honestly I half don't remember and half don't know how to explain it.

He's just weird and nice in that way.

Then "GWLK" throws the note into the guy in front of me's backpack. "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT HIM! GET IT OUT OF THERE!" That guy isn't anywhere close to as understanding and kind as my senpai.

I turn to Cheeto Head, I know he sees it go into his back pack but he turns away from helping me...why :-:
All around me are familiar faces...worn out faces...:-:

"Is there something wrong here?" The teacher says looking at both "GWLK" and I. I low key start picking up my pencil and pretending to write something even though I don't have paper.

She goes away, "Fine I'll change the name!" "GWLK" says grabbing the paper and rewriting it.

A few minutes later Cheeto Head shows me his hacking skills...blah blah..."GWLK" says he wrote Iris's name on it...lalalalalala...

MY SENPAI BORROWED MY BOOK AND PENCIL!!!! MY PENCIL WAS TOUCHED BY SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! *hugs pencil*

The only problem with my senpai borrowing my pencil was that I didn't have a pencil...

Luckily there was one behind me on the ground...which turned out to be "GWLK's". But then Cheeto Head and I both agreed to steal the pencil again when getting "GWLK" walked away...which failed because he caught us and I was sitting on the pencil and then he pushed me...

#LowKeyStealingPencilsWithSenpaiFail

Then I started asking around for pencils but al, my friends legit had no pencils...WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN MY FRIENDS?!?!

Then Cheeto Head's Best Friend (let's call him CHBF) decided to join me on the quest of trying to find a pencil. (He stole Cheeto Head's) so then he tried stealing the girl behinds me pencil...I told him not to since it was a fancy pencil though.

Then like five minutes later he told me the girl gave me permission to take the pencil. So as I start to tell her that I'm taking her pencil he's like "NO NO SHE DIDNT ACTUALLY TELL ME YOU COULD!"

#NotKnowingLowKeyStealingPencilFail

So I roll my eyes and continue the search of finding a good pencil to steal, then he told me to steal the teachers flower pen but then everyone would know I stole it.

Then the bell rings and Cheeto Head gets his pencil back so he says he'll give me back my pencil.

Then CHBF is like, "You failed!"

"Oh! What did you fail at now?" Luke says coming out from nowhere.

"Yeah I'm a failure at stealing pencils," I laugh as I leave with Cheeto Head.

"No...the dare...*Cheeto Head's real name but not referring to Cheeto Head* told me he dared you!"

Yesterday a guy with the same name as Cheeto Head dared me to pinch CHBF's cheeks...

I couldn't do it though.

So Cheeto Head laughs and is like, "Did he dare you?"

"Yeah...I was gonna do it but I couldn't," I laugh.

Then lalalalalalala after school we talked about raising grades and blah blah. Wow I barely survived today under the circumstances, by the way that's a full MEP 👆🏻 I was in and it turned out amazing! Really appreciate if you watch it, can you find my part? ;)

Hint: it's the crappy one with the lyric mistake