The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

We Walked Together❤️❤️❤️

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 43 :-:

So today at the beginning of school I was talking to Lucas about my Instagram post. Jerk dude (I keep changing his name because I'm to lazy to remember but he tried to hit on me and Iris) said he shipped it. Which I already knew so I just said "Go away!"

Then a few minutes later he returned with Cade and "GWLK". And Cade is just sorta standing there looking at us while "GWLK" and Jerk dude is talking about how cute we are as a couple.

Luke and I look at them like "WTF stalkers...."

Then "GWLK" is like, "I want to break the truce but she's going to ship me with *enters Yandere name*."

And so I tell them I'm gonna murder and then I walk off to class since it was 8:08 and the bell didn't ring but I didn't want to be late for class which starts at 8:10.

Drama is my first class and we are doing the Princess Bride, so throughout last week this girl (let's call her New Enemy since I hate her now) wouldn't stop bothering me to NOT try out as Buttercup (the main role). So I told her I wouldn't but she wouldn't stop bothering me to the point I did. "Hey, I'm a competitive person and if you ruffle my feathers I will literally peel your feathers off!" - SquirrlyDog 2016

So we were doing a read through and my drama teacher chose me out of the other girl. So I read Buttercup beautifully (ok maybe not beautifully but with a lot of acting) and my drama teacher wouldn't stop complimenting me on how well I was doing.

I looked embarrassed and like I might die if anyone saw me, but inside I was screaming "THERE YOU GO *new enemies name* IM NOT A WORTHLESS BACKROUND ACTOR LIKE YOU THINK I AM!!!! I AM TAKING THIS ROLE FROM YOU!!!!!!! IM BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!"

*coughs*

And my drama teacher let me read Buttercup for the rest of the period since I did so well. I feel so proud of myself...I might audition with a song even....idk though.

Should I Mira? Anyone who cares about anything other than Cheeda, should I?

But in all honesty I wouldn't mind if my friend got Buttercup, she's good at it to. So I'm not getting a big head and saying I will get the part, but I wanted to at least show my New Enemy that I'm not worthless...

Then after my Math I was walking down the stairs and Cheeto Head passed by, this time when I was looking at him he smiled and nodded his head.

I couldn't help but smile like an idiot and say "Hi!"

He noticed me...he freaking noticed me.

Luke and I are sorta distancing ourselves from each other to not get shipped...so yeah Luke and I are sorta mehhhhhh.

And so in our English class Jerk dude and "GWLK" wouldn't stop bothering me about Lukda. And idk why but Luke left the room and he was smiling (because we had a terrible substitute) and acting like he was so special. And when he exited he dabbed, which made a few of us laugh (everyone but Iris basically).

And then he returned a few minutes later and Jerk Dude was like, "Your boyfriends returned."

And I growled and screamed, "HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND I HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE!!!!"

"Yeah and that's Luke." "GWLK" said laughing.

Then at Math I walked in and Cheeto Head was there before me, he saw me and nodded and I nodded back. I tried to get to my desk the short way but...well that's a death trap. So I walked the long way around which just so happened to be where Cheeto Head's desk was.

So I passed by him not expecting him to say anything to me but he said, "I ripped a ticket up..."

Tickets you put them in a box and you can get a homework pass.

"Your own?!" I asked confused.

"No it was on the ground and I picked it up, someone put their name in pen on it. So I ripped it so no one could have it," he smiled.

I laugh, "Ok!"

Halfway through class my teacher found it, "WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?! WHY WOULD ANYONE RIP UP A TICKET?!"

Everyone was yelling his name and laughing, but Cheeto Head looked back at me and smiled.

I just realized that he didn't dab today. I'm 88.9% sure he didn't dab today...

Then when our teacher was letting us pack up, I sorta waited at my chair because I didn't know if I should go to the front of the class or wait there.

But Cheeto Head was waiting at his seat, so I was going to follow what he was gonna do. He waited there like me.

I gave up on him so I just walked to the front, he followed.

0-0

He freaking followed!!!!!!

So we talked about how many tickets we got, he got 1 and I got 2.

And then...

He kissed my cheek!

You didn't actually think that was true!

Everything was true except the kiss. No, what happened was his friend (who's actually "Jason's" friend to) came up and started talking to him like they were old pals. Putting a arm around his neck like old friends, to the point it looked like he was choking him. And then he talked to him cutting me completely off.

I acted like I was examining the room and turning my phone on but in my head I silently was boiling with anger, 1. That guy ruined my moment to talk with Cheeto Head and 2. He was pretty much choking him and ruining his hair!

So the bell rang after a few moments and somehow that guy left and it was me and Cheeto Head somewhat walking side by side while being trampled by 8th graders.

Then somehow we met up after all that chaos and I decided to do my prank.

"Hello..." I start with a neutral voice.

"Hello," he says back.

"It's me..." I continue in a neutral voice.

"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet!!!" Cheeto Head sings (somewhat) badly.

We both laugh and he talks about how he doesn't have his bike and how he has to go to his friends house to get it. Which meant oI walked with him all the way to the sidewalk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My crush walked me out of the parking lot!!!!!!!!!! Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope he forgets his bike at his friends house often 😂