The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

ITS EVERYDAY BRO WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW-

So today started with the morning prayer and crap, so the guy siting in front of me (let's call him E) had his backpack laying on my feet. I didn't really care since he had been one of the few people talking to me and treating me like a normal person on my first day.

So he realizes and apologizes and I say "You're good" so he starts messing around and is like "Oh ok you can take my water bottle to." And he hands me all of his stuff.

So I throw it back at him being the jerk I am, and E says "What the heck I thought we were besties?!"

"I don't even know your name." And everyone's like OH SHE ROASTED YOU!

And he's like "My name starts with an E."

So I look at the back of someone's sweatshirt because we all got sweatshirts that they designed last year. Because this school is so extra, they are extremely extra. And so I say his name and he's like "How did you figure it out?"

And I point to the sweatshirt, and then morning prayer starts. Kill me.

I was literally thinking "Oh my god- I get it god exists- yes I believe in god but my purpose in life isn't to talk about it 24/7!"

I'm pretty sure I'm surrounded by psychos also because they're literally always screaming, and the guy who sits across from me, Mike, said like ten times "I'm pretty sure Lynda thinks we're psychos."

They also told me other stuff like kids who got suspended that now go to my old school. ENJOY THE PERVS MY FRIENDS!

That was pretty much it, I don't feel like complaining about how extra the freaking teachers are.