The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Cookie

So Friday wasn't really interesting except when I looked up I made eye contact with Matthew and I was about to say something sarcastic about what we were talking about in class but he looked like he was about to say something so I didn't say anything and we held eye contact for a few seconds and then we looked away...

It was weird.

Then we were playing this PE game Brownie and his friend seemed to be following me everywhere (probably coincidence) and then I accidentally rammed into Brownie. And we both started being all apologetic and saying "Oh I'm so sorry that's my fault".

Yeah, and Brownie wants five kids so at least one will love him. 😂 And he wants three girlfriends so he's never bored 🙄

Today?

Well today we were only in school till 11:50 because it's parent teacher conferences all week... and I was there for when my teacher was talking about me to my parents so it was kinda awkward...

Blergh.

But during the day Brownie and I talked about pre school and how kids fell into flowerpots, how kids stepped on butterfly's, and all the stupid shit we did in pre school.

And we talked about what we did this weekend and Brownie mentioned making cookies and how he hadn't eaten them yet. So I'm like "Oh can I have one?"

And he's like "Sure."

And my neighbor asked if she could have one to and we were like yay we get cookies.

And then at the end of the day he mentioned eating the cookies and so I reminded him to bring me one and he's like "Yeah anything for you bb."

But that doesn't really matter since he says that to a couple of girls (I guess it means he's comfortable around you lol).

And then he said my neighbor and I could split one and I'm like "Uhhh no..."

So then he went on a rampage about cookies.

*sigh* I have a weird ass life.