As we all know from Messed Up Life I am Socially Awkward and trying to get through Middle School with...
A low profile
SENPAI never noticing me
Good grades
But of course, it's me. Typical old Lynda who no stop gets called Luke. So watch as I flop an...
I know weird right. It's JC (Jason's Clone!) and he's really fun to talk to. So Lele and I were talking and then she pulled up the Alessia Cara "I'm Yours" music video and he's like "Is she using a selfie stick?"
And so I'm talking about the video as it loads but then the song was muted because it's a school iPad and he's like "TURN THE VOLUME UP I WANNA HEAR IT!"
Then the video randomly keeps on going and he's like "Does she get hit by a car?"
You can't fucking understand how adorable he is-
He's like Jason but take him back to kindergarten and make him actually look cute. Then take his voice and make it the cutest highest pitched voice you can think of.
Ohmigod freaking adorable! Everyone in our class freaking adores him and treats him like a cute baby- like I can't-
So then we were leaving our Spanish class and he's like "Gee it's hot. I want something tasty to drink."
I started laughing, but the way he said it! I can't even- ohmigod I need a second to BREATHE!
So once he gets his water I say "Did you get your tasty water?"
And he's like "No that's just normal water."
lol I can't even-
I can't he's like the cutest fucking thing ever-
He's like my definition of a cute bean-
Ok well no one cared about my new friend JC... So here's Brownie. Honestly he's just really annoying.
Telling me about his ex girlfriends and what sort of pictures he has. He even wanted to show me a picture of his ex girlfriend (not Katie) and there was this one time-
"LYYYYYYYNNNNNNDDDDDAAAAA!" Brownie screamed walking up to me.
"What?" I asked looking up at him.
"A little kid tripped me and I cut myself-" he said as I looked at his arm which was really bloody.
"Did you wash it?"
"YESSSSS and it hurts!"
"Stop thinking about it...?"
"IM NOT THINKING ABOUT IT!"
Then I was about to say "YOU WANT ME TO KISS YOUR HAND AND SAY ITS ALL BETTER LIKE YOUR MOMMY BECAUSE ILL FUCKING DO IT IF YOULL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP-"
But I didn't and bit my tongue.
Then ten seconds later a teacher asked about it and he said it was fine-
YOULITTLERICHFUCKBOI-
I'm ok.
Perfectly fine.
Where do guys like these come from?
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