The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Don't Talk To A Luke A Day, He Forgets Everything You Say

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 75 :-:

T SWIFT AND THE CHAINSMOKERS ARE DOING A SONG TOGETHER!!!!!! LIKE YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! *coughs* Sorry...

Anyway...in History while everyone was running around like crazy freaks (longggggg story) Luke, Jordie, and I were doing our work.

"Lynda?" Luke says from behind me.

I turn around.

"What question are you on?" He asks.

"20," I answer.

"Cool you can help me, since you're a nice person, and I'm a nice person."

"Uh ok? What question do you need help with?" I say and I help him with the question.

Then when we start packing up for lunch I ask Luke if he knows Class Clown.

"No...why?" He says.

"He stole my eraser this morning and I was hoping you could ask for it back..." I said putting on my backpack.

"Are you guys friends?"

"Sort've....all he does is bother us. He spams our chat, annoys the heck out of us, stuff like that...he has no life."

"Who's us?" Luke asks, I forget he barely knows my friends.

"Iris...Mira...KC....those people..." I say shaking my hand around showing that was irrelevant.

"Oh your *Elementary Schools name* friends."

"Yeah."

"I want to give this guy a dollar!" He says as we go up the stairs.

"...why...?"

"For annoying you!"

"Appreciate it...but why waste a dollar?"

"Uh well...I don't actually have a dollar..."

"I used mine on a rice Krispy treat, I'm broke." I say :P

"I have 10 dollars!"

"Oh," I say feeling my poor self.

"Just kidding...I have nothing..."

"SO YOU ARE BROKE JUST LIKE ME!" I say feeling relieved.

"Yep, but in all seriousness I want to see this guy."

I shrug, "He doesn't really hang out with us at lunch."

"He doesn't sit with you guys?"

"Nah..."

"Probably because you guys are the rejects..." Good old Luke XD

"We sorta acted that way," I say.

"Wait! Seriously!"

"Yeah we called ourselves the weirdo group, we stayed far away from all the populars and we would sit at our own table and complain about the principal," I say.

"You have *English teachers name* right?"

"Uh yeah..."

"What period do you have it...I forgot if you had it with me..."

I start boing him, then he says. "Uhh I guess not..."

I point to where we sit and talk at free reading. WHERE HE LEARNED ABOUT MY CRUSH AND WOULDNT STOP THROWING ROCKS AT ME! "Seriously?!"

"Oh yeah..." :P

HOW CAN HE NOT REMEMBER THAT?!?! HE HAS STOLEN MY PHONE MULTIPLE TIMES, LEARNED ABOUT MY CRUSH, I HIT HIM WITH A BOOK, I WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON HE TALKED TO AT FREE READING (beside Iris :P)!!!!!!

I swear this guy...first History...then English...what next Science? Even though I don't have it with him!

PE, Jordie was taking stuff the wrong way, I was screaming that we were gonna get locked off of school grounds (obviously joking) and this random guy said "I have the key so don't worry" like wtf XD I was obviously joking, I almost choked on water because of our conspiracies with Class Clown's crush. I was literally drinking out of the water fountain and then spit it all over the ground and Crystal started laughing harder than before.

Creepy thing is that my crush wasn't here today....and my friends crush wasn't here either...and at some point my friends crush said that he saw my crush walking outside of his house...so it would make sense if they were kidnapped. :-:

Naw! Probably overreacting *coughs*CALL911NOW! *cough cough cough*

Then after English, Luke asked me what we were doing in science. And I've explained this to him so many times...I DONT HAVE FRICKING ADVANCED SCIENCE EVEN THOUGH I WANT IT!!!!

*dies* Don't talk to a Luke a day, he forgets everything you say.