As we all know from Messed Up Life I am Socially Awkward and trying to get through Middle School with...
A low profile
SENPAI never noticing me
Good grades
But of course, it's me. Typical old Lynda who no stop gets called Luke. So watch as I flop an...
So after school Jason and I were talking and KC and Mira were talking and so I asked Jason when this paper was due. Because I found this paper in my folder and I was like "Shit I did this last week..."
And so he started making fun of me because now I'm not my history teachers favorite. And so he started making bad interpretations of me so I said in an extremely high pitched voice (his voice is really high) "HEY IM JASON AND I LIKE MAKING REALLY BAD INTERPRETATIONS OF LYNDA PARSON!"
And then we started arguing more :P
Then I was in a carpool to my softball practice and I wanted to show my friends my crappy poem...
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But then they saw I had Wattpad and started freaking out. And they use it to read Harry Potter fanfics. :-:
I didn't mention what I use it for...
If only they knew :-:
If only they knew I was writing about them right now 😏
So then we got to softball practice and Human was there. No surprise. So Human glanced at us a couple times but Human was also doing a catching session so Human needed to focus.
Then Human was really thirsty so Human kinda barreled around me to get water.
And so midway through practice I had to do a backhand throw (so basically spin around in a circle and throw) but I totally lost my direction and threw it into the slot where the batting practice is (and where the cool kids were).
And Human was doing conditioning and saw my throw going directly at them so they tried to catch it but it slipped just out of Human's finger tips and Human was disappointed in Human's self so I used that opportunity to run for my life and hope Human didn't see me throw the ball.
