The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

I Know This Is At Midnight- KILL MEH!

So hey.

Poe fails 😂

We've been filming Poe fails but then "Jason" decided to join in.

I'm gonna miss you guys so much 😞. Everyone. I'm gonna miss you guys so much 😭. No one has ever been able to laugh at me and give me so much happiness like you guys, honestly I'm gonna miss anyone I've ever talked to at that school. 😞

And we have what, 19 days?

😭😭😭

Ok I'll cut the sad crap. 😞

So today I forced me Poe fails out of Poe but then Poe pushed me down the hill and I almost died so I hated him.

And so "Jason" and I were spazzing out and I realized someone was watching us off of school grounds. Turned out to be someone's mom :-:.

Also Theatre Guy didn't tell me his crush and "Jason" gave me a few clues because he was being stupid. I'm 80% sure I know who it is.

4.

Anywho...

I was at softball practice, and THE Human walked in. And Human was putting on a glove while my back was turned (while on the tee hitting a ball) and so I finished my swing which led to looking in Human's direction.

And we shared eye contact for like 2 seconds. Except in this situation I wasn't the one watching Human, Human was watching me!

And for once I was the one looking cool! Because I literally just hit a line drive and was finishing my perfect swing and I just so happened to look in Human's direction.

BUT HUMAN HAD NO REASON FOR LOOKING AT ME!!!

Human just turned away though after those two seconds.

SO HA HUMAN WAS IN THE AWKWARD POSITION!!!! NOT ME!!!!

What was the point of this???

This proves absolutely nothing XD

And then Human was leaving and my team got pizza (because we are cool enough for that 😎) and in my brain I screamed "*HUMANS NAME* DO YOU WANT PIZZA?!?! WE HAVE WAY TO MUCH THANKS TO OUR COACH! HE WANTS TO MAKE US FAT!!!!!"

But I'm not completely stupid so no I didn't tell that.

Btw I figured out Human's last name.

"Hometown" WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE MY HOMETOWN!!!

The positions Human plays (P(?)•C•SS)

Birthday: 7/8

I know I sound like a creep.

But I accidentally clicked Human's profile!

And you're like "ACCIDENTALLY" LYNDA SURE!!!!

But yes it was by accident!

Don't believe me, well Idgaf!

Because it's my truth 😇

And it's not a crush 👿, Human's just admirable. Otherwise I don't think about them.