The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Making Up A Reason For My Stupidity

WELLLLLLLLLLLL

IM BACK

IM ACTUALLY NOT (you'll see at the end of this chapter)

Today was ummm...

Something interesting happened that nobody needs to know. Literally, I haven't told anyone an I don't plan on it because it was so weird and wrong...

*cough*

Drama was interesting, so I'm suppose to say to Bob. "And I bet you're Billy!"

And he's suppose to say "NO! IM BOB! REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!"

But then Bob kinda turned into a baby and we started having arguments.

And so I was dragging Bob around and being like "BILLY GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!"

(I just realized how much that song represents me ^^^)

And so we started play wrestling and stuff.

Then at lunch we were trying to figure out "Jason's" crush and this guy (let's call him Kal) came over and was like "What's happening?"

And I'm like "FIGURE OUT HIS CRUSH!"

And he's like, "If you tell me your crush."

And I'm like, "Nah..."

And Mira is like "ITS CHEETO HEAD!"

And Kal is like "Donald Trump?"

And we're all like "WTFF BRUH!?"

And then I go off and have a debate about why "Jason" sounds like Marty the zebra.

And Iris calls it "Stupid".

So now I made up a reason for my stupidity, if you were smart all the time and did all the right things in life then what would you experience?

You would never experience laughing at your mistakes, at your stupidity, and your weirdness. You would never experience something stupid like standing in the rain and catching a cold.

Idk, I guess that made sense...

Ok before I end the chapter I have a few things to say. So I'm gonna make updates weekly, 1. I have a lot of stuff happening (after school activities, friends, a life, etc.) 2. This book doesn't get many reads since all the chapters are kinda flat and boring now 3. I'm working on a contest entry for Episode so I have to prepare a lot...especially with editing!