The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

I Killed My OTP

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 59 :-:
Days Until Birthday: 21

I killed one of my own freaking OTPs...I can't believe this...

So today we got the cast list and My Enemie is not Buttercup! My friend is! I'm Humperdink and the understudy for Inigo Montoya! I'm so satisfied with my part! I'm so relieved I'm not Buttercup either!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!

During lunch Jordie came up to us and he's like, "Trash?"

And KC snapped at him and said, "No your trash!"

He came back a few minutes later and I snapped, "NO WE DONT HAVE TRASH AND DONT BOTHER US!!!"

"Ok I don't plan on it." He said starting to leave.

"No! I have trash!" KC yelled when he was long gone.

Then a few minutes later I go up to him and say, "Why don't you ask Scarlet?"

"Sure!" He says and looks for her.

"Where is she?" He says a few minutes later.

"Probably at the library!" I answer back.

"I'm not going all the way to the library!"

"Maybe she has trash!" I laugh.

"No, I'm to lazy to go over there!"

"You could be her Trash Savior!" I laugh insanely and exit the room.

Bobber Joe also decided to untie my shoes...Bruh -_-

Then in PE we were playing hide and seek and Jordie admitted he got over Scarlet...and guess who he has a crush on now...

Me...

He kept on making us guess until Crystal realized it was me...then she started joking about it and she's like, "I'm gonna be the third wheel!"

I killed my own freaking ship there...I killed it...

While I was screaming to God for something like an earthquake or death to happen so I could escape this awkwardness.

But...what confuses me is the fact Jordie thinks Cheeto Head and I will make a good couple...like I could barely hold myself when Cheeto Head mentioned Citty. Him and my friend Kitty...so many people ship it even though they don't talk anymore...and they flat out just stopped talking when they moved seats. I mean when we moved seats he wouldn't stop talking to me! So ha! In all you Citty shippers faces!!!!!

*coughs*

Then after English I was walking sort've slowly and I looked back and saw Cheeto Head walking my general direction but I thought nothing of it due to the fact we are going to the same class. So a few seconds later I see he's actually pretty close, and he looked like he was speed walking...and I'm pretty sure he was looking my direction...like we almost made eye contact sort've looking my direction...but I turned around because I was about to ram into a person.

Then I'm standing at the bottom of the stairs getting ready to go up and I see him standing next to me and we both say hi. He starts to say something when I feel someone grab a chunk of the right part of my stomach and pinch it extremely hard. So I yell in pain "Ow!" And grip the side of my stomach.

I look around to see who did it expecting it to be Mira but I see the kid who wouldn't stop ramming me into the wall for talking to Cheeto Head pinching Cheeto Head's shoulder lightly.

So once the guy is out of sight Cheeto Head calmly says, "He's mental."

Is that all he can think of saying?! I fucking know that already!!!! All mental kids hate me or love me!!!! There is no in between! He didn't even ask me if I was ok!!!! ERGH I always ask if he's ok but all he can think of saying is "he's mental" like gosh I freaking asked you if you were ok when you almost rammed into a door!!!!!! Ergghhhhh!

Ok I'm calm, he's still amazingly awesome and perfect!

So I say I could probably get a harassment claim against him but since I'm a decent person I won't, and then we talk about something else until we get to class.

After class he takes forever to get ready to leave and it makes me look desperate if I waited for him so I ate my Milky Way while slowly walking out, I was all the way down the hall when he got out of class and he face walked to me...he freaking fast walked to me. 😲

And so we say hi to each other and then there's a crumpled piece of paper and he jumps and steps on it. I grab it because it looks like the cast list from my drama class and I'm like, "Well someone wasn't happy with their part."

"Huh?" He asks.

I show him my name, "I'm Humperdink!"

"Humperdink!?" He laughs with some confusion.

"Yes Humperdink." I say.

"Humperdink?"

"Have you ever seen the Princess Bride?" I ask.

"Nope!"

"Oh then you wouldn't understand," I laugh as we go our separate ways.

So today he fast walked to me...like should I take that as a sign??? I would test him tomorrow but he's so inconsistent with signals that it would be useless. He has his days and his off days.