Roll cameras part 2

New me, new you

It's now New Year's Day and Niamh is currently in the shower after Matthew had an accident on her. She gets out of the shower and throws a fresh pair of jammies back on as its only 6am.

Joe rolls over and looks at her, "what happened now?" He asks as he watches her out the jammies on.

"The rascal pee'd on me and it was everywhere" she says.

He smirks and tries not to laugh, "he's like an out of control hosepipe" Joe sniggers.

"Yes but I wish he wouldn't feel himself when I change his nappy" Niamh says while getting herself back into bed.

Joe laughs, "it's what boys do" he smirks.

"He's been watching you, I saw you having a feel last night, while watching TV" Niamh replies.

Joe laughs, "nice of you to notice" he smirks.

"Was it all there Joe? Two peanuts and all two inches of your... thing" Niamh says awkwardly.

Joe blushes, "oh how lovely Niamh" he laughs.

She laughs and lies back down, The two fall back to sleep. Around eight both of them are woken by Chloe screaming the place down.

Niamh gets up and goes to her room; "what on earth is wrong?" she asks.

"Spider!" Chloe panics.

"Calm down, Harry's got it" Niamh laughs.

Suddenly from the room next door Matthew starts to cry, "thanks Chloe he was fast on now look what you've done" Niamh huffs and storms off.

"Oi, calm down" Joe laughs as Niamh walks into him on the way to Matthew's room.

Niamh goes and sorts Matthew and brings him through to their room. Niamh lets him lie on their bed to see if he'll drift off again for a bit.

"He was hysterical, never heard him like that before" Joe says.

Niamh strokes Matthew tummy and smiles as he calms down. He takes hold of Niamh's hand and sucks his dummy.

"Hey, see it's okay" Niamh says softly to him. "You're very warm" Niamh say as she strips him down a little.

He giggles a little as Niamh scripts him down.

"There's the smiles now" Joe laughs.

"I'm going to let him go in the pool if Molly doesn't decide to join me in there" Niamh says.

"Good idea" Joe smiles.

Niamh gets herself changed and puts her swimming costume underneath. "You coming too?" she asks.

"May as well" he smiles as he strokes her back.

Niamh gets Matthew changed and takes him downstairs for breakfast. "What was all the commotion about this morning?" Barbara asks as she hands Niamh a cup of coffee.

"Chloe found a spider, Matthew pee'd on me and now we're all awake" she says.

Barbara laughs and walks around the breakfast bar and feed the dog. Niamh puts Matthew in his high chair and feeds him.

"Nana" he squeals as he sees a banana.

Niamh gives him a banana and cuts it up. He bangs the tray as he loves bananas.

"Easy son" Niamh says.

"Da!" Matthew smiles as Joe walks in, still in his boxers.

"Erm Joe" Niamh says quite embaressed that he's in nothing but his boxers infront of her mum and dad.

He scratches himself and Niamh rolls her eyes and stands up, "Joe a word... in private" Niamh says as she points to the door.

"What?" he asks as they stand in the hall.

Niamh hits him "fucking hell Joe, I told you about scratching your balls in front of my family" Niamh says in a low tone voice.

"Wow, sorry" he laughs.

"Yeah just remember you're not at home now" she says.

Joe laughs, "sorry" he says.

Niamh walks back into the kitchen and eats her breakfast. "You ready for your hair trial with Chloe today?" Barbara smiles.

"Totally Forgot about them" Niamh says. "I better not go in the pool then" Niamh panics.

"Yeah, you're both booked on for two" Barbara says.

"Okay no probs" Niamh smiles.

"We will" Chloe smiles as she comes into the kitchen.

"We will" Chloe smiles as she comes into the kitchen.

"Joe you can look after Matthew" Niamh says.

"Yeah no problem" Joe smiles.

"If I'm late back and it's his bed time please don't make him hyper like last night, I want him to sleep" Niamh replies.

Joe laughs, "sorry" he smirks. Niamh takes Matthew upstairs and gets herself and him ready.

Once dressed Niamh brings Matthew down and lets him play, she also waits for Chloe to be ready. "Ma" he squeals as he walks over to her and Joe.

"Still walking like he's crapped himself" Joe laughs.

"Let's be real here, he probably has after his 2 bananas and a slice of toast this morning" Niamh laughs.
Joe just laughs at him, "Right well I'll see you two later; behave" she says.

Niamh places a kisses on Matthews head, then kisses Joe before walking out the door. Matthew squeals and follows her slowly, when the door shuts Matthew lets out a cry.

"Oi you rascal; mummy won't be away for long" he says as he lifts him up and bounces him.

Matthew cries hysterically and Joe quickly grabs his dummy and gives it him. "There, it's okay" Joe says as he sits down with him on his knee.

"Mama!" He cries and spits his dummy out.

Joe rocks him and slowly but surely he falls to sleep.