Spider-Man/Peter Parker One-Shots

Cheater Cheater

You told Peter you'd be back by 6, but turns out you were a couple hours early; you found all the items you needed at the grocery store in record time. You lived with him and assumed the position of food buyer, which is what you said saved him from having a nothing but Ramen diet. He was in college now but he still acted like the teenage boy you knew in high schoolーand still ate the same.

Rustling through your pockets to find the keys, you nearly dropped the two bags of groceries you were holding. Peter was away with some friends to prepare for an upcoming test and probably wouldn't be home until 5. When you finally found the keys you unlocked the door and went inside. You set the bags on the counter and were about to put the food away when you heard a noise.

It was faint, coming from a few rooms over, but it didn't sound like words. Furrowing your eyebrows, you crept towards where you believed the noise to be coming from. As you got closer you heard the noise more clearer and distinguished it to be moaning.

What in the- You turned the corner to see the couch shaking with what had to be going on on the side you couldn't see. You moved closer to peer over the back, but stopped when you saw the top of Peter's head. No, he couldn't be....Peter would never cheat on you!

Disbelief switching to anger, you marched around the couch ready to scream and holler- but froze. Peter was sitting by himself on the couch, shaking as he covered his ears and closed his eyes. You gaped for a second, then finally saw the light coming from the TV and turned to see a very intimate scene showing.

You sighed and put a hand to your head. Of course. Peter would never cheat on you.

"(Y/N)?" You looked up to see Peter cautiously pulling his hands from his ears with eyes wide.

"Yes?"

"Is it over?" He glanced towards the TV and winced at seeing what was there. You withheld another sigh and turned the TV off. He felt a wave of relief and settled back on the couch like a normal person. Then he spewed his testimony. "I swear, I had no clue that was in there! I was just going to watch a movie until you got back and-"

"It's fine." You stopped him. "But why aren't you with your study group?" You backtracked into the kitchen to put away the food before the ice-cream melted, and he followed.

"There wasn't any studying happening. I figured why waste my time?" You nodded and started putting away the groceries. It was silent for a minute, but once all the food was away, you turned to him.

"Are you really that afraid of R-rated scenes? You're in college." Your tone was teasing as a fleeting smile appeared on your face.

"Well, I mean..." he trailed off. You waited for an answer, but after he struggled for a full minute, you wrapped your arms around him tightly and kissed his forehead.

"Just like the little pubescent boy I fell in love with in high school." He smiled in response and pulled you closer, setting his head on top of yours.

"Love you."

"I know."