Spider-Man/Peter Parker One-Shots

Fluffy Lies

It started off as a good idea, but when I finally sat down to do it, all I wanted to write was fluff  ╮(─▽─)╭

"Rhino wants to crush something!" Rhino shouted, slamming his fists down on the table, splintering it into thousands of pieces. You sighed, resting your head in your hand, as Scorpion hissed at him.

"Patience my friend. You'll be able to crush all the things you want in a while."

"And unless you want to buy the next table, stop breaking them!" You pointed at him. He huffed and crossed his arms. Scorpion put his fingertips together and looked at both of you.

"We are getting close. Soon we will know his secret identity and his little...playtoy."

You rose an eyebrow. "His girlfriend?"

"They're official?"

"I think so."

"Oh."

"Enough talk!" Rhino shouted, slamming the already broken table. "I want to crush baby spider!"

"Once we know who he is, you can do all the crushing you want." Scorpion rose a hand to calm Rhino.

"Why exactly are we bringing his girlfriend into this? She hasn't done anything," you spoke up.

"It's basically supervillain 101, you attack his personal life then, while he's still recovering, attack him."

"I guess."

"We're really close, you two, I can feel it. Now get lost and don't go out causing mayhem." Scorpion directed the last part at Rhino, who merely huffed. You stood and left, floating yourself up to the rooftops to avoid the prying eyes on the sidewalk.

You were a villain, not much of a super one but you were working toward it. With the help of Scorpion and Rhino, the three of you planned on taking down the 'man of spiders' as Rhino called him. There was just one problem.

You changed into comfy clothes, glad to be rid of your mask. Just in time, too, as just then your boyfriend crawled in through the window.

"Hey (Y/N)," Peter greeted you, taking off his mask and sending you a bright smile. Yeah, you were dating Spider-man.

"Hey sweetie," you replied, opening your arms in a hug but not moving from the couch. He flopped into your embrace and you stroked his hair. "Anything exciting happen today?"

"I got a churro from an old lady."

"That was nice of her."

"Yeah, and there was this guy trying to rob a small diner..." As he rambled, you played with his hair. He had the softest hair you'd ever felt, and to be honest you were kind of jealous. He trailed off. You looked down to see his eyes were closed, focusing on your fingers as they gently tugged on the strands. You didn't realize you were smiling.

His soft brown eyes met yours. "Have I told you I love you today?"

"Nope." You brushed your nose against his and he closed the distance. After a moment he pulled away.

"Well I do." You cuddled for a while, but unfortunately, his stomach had to interrupt.

"Do you want pizza tonight?" you asked.

"Can you read minds?" He was so precious.

"No, but yours is easy to figure out." You tried to stand up but he kept his arms looped around your waist. "Peter, I can't reach my phone from here." He held you tighter. "For a college student, you sure act a lot like a toddler," you teased.