Head canons

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Peter:*offers hand* Hi. I'm Peter Parker.

Loki:*shanks hand* Loki of Asgard.

Peter: Aren't you like... a bad guy?

Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Peter: So, on a scale of one to ten. Ten being the worst evil. Kicking puppies, killing people, blowing up the earth. One being spit in your hotdog, kicking dirt on people, putting whoopie cushions on the couch. Where are you now?

Loki: About a three.

Peter: Cool. Let me know it it gets above a six.

Loki:*thinking* I like him. *out loud* If it gets above a six, you'll know, Spider-boy. And I wouldn't spit in a hotdog, that's peasant work.