Head canons

We Don't Have a Son (TUA)

186 words taken from my.gee.romance on Insta

Kidnapper: We have your son.

Luther: None of us have a son. I think you have the wrong person.

Kidnapper: Then who's the kid who just spat in my face and threatened to shoot me?

Klaus: Oh my gosh. They have Five.

Diego: If they had Five, why hasn't he just teleported out?

Allison: That's a good point.

Vanya: I think you have the wrong number.

Kidnapper: Is this Kenny's parents?

Klaus: I told you they were there for Kenny's birthday party.

Ben: Sure, why not.

Luther: Shh, Klaus. No. I'm sorry.

Vanya: We don't know anyone named Kenny. Sorry.

Diego: You were destroying the world, we kinda ruined his birthday party.

Klaus: His mom thought Diego and I were Five's dads.

Allison: So... where is Five?

Luther: I don't know.

Klaus: Probably committing treason.

Luther: I told him not to murder anyone.

Diego: Do you really think he'd listen to you, Monkey Boy?

Allison: Hey, not right now.

Kidnapper: So... do you know where I can reach Kenny's Mom?

Vanya: No. Sorry.

Kidnapper: It's fine. That's what phone books are for I guess. *hangs up*