Head canons

Greasy Boy

Loki's POV
   Everyone assumed I had my hair greased back because I wanted to. In reality, it was Thor's fault. Nobody asked, so they didn't know.
   Since Asgard had been destroyed, I was staying with Thor on Midgard. I didn't have anything to put in my hair, so I tried to stay away from my brother and his Avenger friends.
   Today, I thought no one was home so I went to look around the tower. I finished the self tour by going into the kitchen. I got one of Thor's Poptarts and went into the living room. The TV was on, but the Midgardiand are forgetful. I changed the channel and was confronted by the Spider child.
   "Hey Mister Loki." He said.
   I jumped. I want expecting anyone to be here. I turned and found him sitting a web hammock in the corner of the room.
   "Did you do something different with your hair?" He asked.
   I sighed. "I don't have anything to put in it."
   "Is that why you've been hiding?" He asked.
   "It's because of my brother." I said.
   "Why have you been hiding?"
   "If he so much as high fives me, my hair will stick up like a frightened cat." I explained.
   The kid jumped out of his hammock and walked over to me. I put a hand up and he stopped moving.
   "I was just gonna sit down." He spoke as if talking to a new animal.
   I put my hand down and he sat beside me. Then he started to talk like a normal human.
   "Do you have a brush? I used to do my aunt's hair sometimes." Before I could respond, he got up and walked out of the room.
   He showed up a few seconds later with a hairbrush in his hand in ponytail holders on his arm. I glared at him, but he ignored me.
   "Where'd you get that?" I asked.
   "I found it in the bathroom." He said. I gave him a look. "Kidding. I... uh... it's Thor's."
   "Give it here." I said, grabbing it. I brushed my hair and got a ponytail holder. I braided my hair and put the pink and blue thing in it. Then, I tied it with a piece of cloth that had come off my cape.

   When the rest of the Avengers got back, the spider kid was hanging from the ceiling again and I was watching the Midgardian TV show 'Master Chef'. They weren't using knives properly.
   "Loki!" Thor exclaimed. He hugged me and I felt my hair friz up.
   Everyone was laughing... until I pulled a knife and threatened all of them. From his place in the corner, the spider boy shot a web and it landed on my head. My hair was flattened, but now I had spiderwebs in my hair.