Head canons

Thorium

   Thor and Loki were friends now that they'd defeated Hela. Thor was now on Earth because if trouble in Space with the Revengers. He'd brought Banner back to the Tower and was going to get some coffee. He passed a man selling magazines.
   "Hey Mista god a thunda, I gots something for ya." The man smelled weird, but Thor took the magazine.
   He got his coffee and started reading the magazine. The main story was about him and Loki.

Q: Mister Loki, how are things with your brother now that you defeated your sister?
A: We still have squabbles, but Thor isn't being absolutely intolerable.
Q: Did you know about the family drama?
A: Odin never told me anything, or listened to me for that matter.
Q: What could have been avoided if he told you?
A: Thor would still have his stupid hammer. I would have still been King. Lots of things could have worked out nicely if Odin bothered to tell us anything.
Q: You sound a bit bitter against your father. Let's talk about your brother instead. I heard your brother likes snakes.
A: One time when we were kids, I turned into a snake because I wanted him to pay attention to me. He picked me up and I panicked. I changed back and stabbed him.
Q: Was this the first time you stabbed your brother?
A: Yes.
Q: Would you stab your brother again?
A: I have. I still would if he irked me enough.

   Thor squinted his eyebrows. When had Loki done this interview? He looked up to order more coffee when the waiter took off a fake mustache. The waiter was Loki.
   "Brother, what are you doing dressed as a-" Thor didn't get time to finish his sentance.
   Loki stabbed him. "Loki'd!" He shouted gleefully before running out of the restaurant.

I hope you like it. It was requested. :)