Head canons

Menus (TUA)

360 words. Taken from tuaandmore on Instagram.

Five, Diego, Klaus, and Delores:*at a restaurant*

Waiter: Three adult menus  and one kids menu. *puts a kids menu in front of Five*

Five:*checks bullets in his gun*

Klaus:*takes kids menu* Thanks. Can we get another menu

Waiter: For the maniquine?

Diego: Yes.

Waiter: Okay. *walks away*

Klaus: Five, we've talked about this.

Diego: No killing people over menus.

Delores:

Five: He gave me a kids menu and didn't give you one at all.

Delores:

Ben:*sitting in the "empty" chair next to Klaus* Why don't you ever get me a menu?

Kenny's Mom: Excuse me, we need another chair.

Waiter:*handing Delores a menu* Yeah sure nobody's sitting there.

Klaus: NO!

Everyone:*stares*

Klaus: I mean... someone is sitting there. He wants a menu.

Waiter: I'm sorry ma'am, you'll have to find another chair. I have to get a menu for the invisible man. *walks away*

Ben: You do care.

Klaus: Hush.

Waiter:*comes back with another menu* What can I get you to drink?

Five: What do you want?

Delores:

Five: Coffee for me and water for her.

Ben: Coke.

Klaus: Two cokes.

Diego: Water.

Waiter: I'll be back shortly.

Five: Hopefullt they'll have some good coffee.

Diego: At least you didn't try to order a margarita.

Five: I was almost arrested for underage drinking the other day. People don't believe me when I tell them I'm trapped in this body.

Diego: Would you believe it?

Five: I was a time traveling assassin for 45 years.

Delores:

Five: I know. You're the only one that listens to me.

Waiter:*comes back with drinks* Are you ready to order?

Ben: Can I even eat anything?

Klaus: I don't know. You can try.

Delores:

Five: Are you sure?

Delores:

Five: Okay. She doesn't want anything. I want a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich. White bread.

Klaus: Two more peanut butter and marshmallow.

Ben: They're going to tell us we can't come back.

Klaus: Yeah. You're probably right.

Diego: Same thing.

Waiter: I'll be right back.

Five: I swear, I'm going to have to kill someone to get some good coffee.

Diego: Five. No murder plans in public.