Head canons

Dog (MHA)

300 words. Taken from my.man.kiri on insta

Bakugo: You can’t always be at home. You need to get out more.

Kirishima: I’m not always at home. I went to the park this morning.

Bakugo: Really?

Kirishima: Yeah.

Bakugo: I hope you got something from it.

Kirishima: I did *opens coat* I got this dog.

Bakugo: Eijiro, please tell me you didn’t steal a dog.

Kirishima: This account is no longer accepting submissions.

Bakugo: You have to take it back! You can’t steal things if you want to be a hero.

Kirishima: Says who?

Bakugo: Says the police. Now, which park were you at?

Kirishima: The one a couple blocks from my parent‘s house.

Bakugo: That’s a dog park. You stole a dog, from a dog park.

Kirishima: He was unattended.

Bakugo: He has a collar!

Kirishima: Fine. We can call his owner.

Bakugo:*grabs collar* 

Black lab:*barks*

Bakugo: His name is Roki. You stole a dog named after the God of Mischief.

Kirishima: He could be named after Todoroki?

Bakugo: If so, you stole either Deku or Yaoyorozu‘s dog. Neither one of them has a dog.

Kirishima: Call the owner?

Bakugo: Call the owner.

~on the phone~
Owner: Hello?

Kirishima: I… uh… found your dog.

Owner: Roki or Tōru?

Kirishima: Roki?

Owner: Okay. Thank you. Give me your address so I can come pick him up.

Bakugo:*mouthing* Did you steal two dogs?

Kirishima:*shakes head ‘no’* *gives the Owner address*

~later~
Owner: Thank you. Usually, ironically, it’s Tōru that gets away.

Blonde Lab:*standing behind Owner* *barks*

Owner: Tōru, hush.

Roki:*walks over to owner*

Owner and dogs:*leave*

Bakugo: How did you even fit that dog in your jacket?

Kirishima: It’s too big.

Bakugo: That wasn’t your jacket, was it?

Kirishima: No. If was left with the dog.

Bakugo: What is wrong with you?