Head canons

Sleepover (TUA)

637 words. Taken from thats-1-bada**-stapler on Tumblr.

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Klaus:*takes a shot of tequila* *takes a shot of red bull* *offers red bull to Diego*

Diego:*takes a shot of tequila* If I chug a red bull right now, I think I'll die.

Klaus: If you think about it... you could already be dead. We wouldn't even know.

Diego: You're still talking to me. I'm not de-.... OH! Dude, you're so right.

Klaus: How will we test it?

Diego: I don't know. How long's it been since you touched a ghost?

Klaus: Yesterday. I think he tried to drown me.

Diego: That's so rude. Why would he do something like that?

Klaus: I don't know. He's kind of a jerk.

Diego:*drinks some red bull* I got it! We could go into town and see if anyone can see me.

Klaus: Yeah!

Diego: We might get arrested for underage drinkin'.

Klaus: Maybe!

Diego: Dad'd be mad.

Klaus: Yeah!

Diego: Yeah! Who cares about Dad.

Klaus: Yeah! In one more year, we can leave.

Diego: Yeah!

Klaus: Yeah!

Diego: Yeah!

Klaus: Yeah!

Diego and Klaus:*start laughing uncontrolably*

Diego: Wait! I'm holdin' this can. I can't be dead.

Klaus: Well... You could be dead. Sometimes the ghosts hold stuff.

Diego:*mixes tequila and red bull in two shot glasses* *hands one to Klaus* To being dead!

Klaus: To being dead!

Diego and Klaus:*drink it*

Klaus: Wait! Remember the fake IDs?

Diego: Yeah. What about 'em?

Klaus: We could go out. And not get arrested for underage drinkin'.

Diego: I'm gonna go get dressed.

Klaus: To loud. Give me a minute. *opens his wardrobe* *pulls out a bunch of clothes* *throws them at Diego* *misses*

Diego: I'm not wearn' your clothes.

Klaus: You can go in you pajamas.

Diego:*pauses* Whatch got?

~10 minutes later~
Klaus:*wearing one of Allison's skirts that he stole, a crop top with a skull on it, black Converse, and his jacket with the feathers*

Diego:*wearing leather pants (without holes in the sides), a black mesh shirt, and boots* Are you sure this is the most normal clothes you have?

Klaus: Yeah. Unless you want some of Allison's clothes.

Diego: Let's just go. *puts his knives on*

Klaus: Did you have those on under your pajamas?

Diego: Maybe.

~At Griddy's~
Klaus: I'll order. If they set the stuff down in front of you, you're not dead.

Diego: Okay.

Waitress: What'll you have?

Klaus: Two coffees, two chocolate doughnuts.

Waitress:*brings order* *puts it in the middle of the table*

Diego: She didn't put in in front of either of us.

Klaus: Let's eat. Then I know somewhere we can go to test your ghost-ness.

Diego: Okay.

~trampoline park~
Diego: A 24 hour trampoline park seems sketchy.

Klaus: Maybe, but I can't get your socks for you. For safty reasons.

Person: Name and age.

Klaus: Klaus Higgenbottom. 23.

Person: You don't look 23. ID.

Klaus:*shows fake ID*

Person: Okay. Sign this waver saying if you die it's not our fault.

Klaus:*signs*

Person: Name and age.

Diego: Diego Harroldeson. 24.

Person: ID.

Diego:*shows ID*

Person: Sign this waver saying if you die it's not our fault. Both of you need to leave shoes, jackets, and... weapons... in a locker.

Diego:*signs*

Klaus: You're not dead!

Diego: That's good I guess.

Klaus and Diego:*put their stuff in a locker*

Klaus: Race you to the foam pit *takes off running*

Diego: Hey! *runs after him*

Klaus and Diego:*jump into the foam pit at the same time*

~on the trampolines~
Klaus: I think I'm going to be sick.

Diego:*passed out on a trampoline*

~5 minutes later~
Person: Please never come back

Diego and Klaus:*leave barefoot*

~At home~
Diego: I'm goin' to bed.

Klaus: Yeah... me to.

Diego and Klaus:*fall asleep in Klaus's room 5 seconds later*