Head canons

You and Fury

   "Steve is the ex-director's boyfriend." Natasha said.
   Clint didn't have his hearing aids up all the way, so he misheard. "The director's ex-boyfriend?"
   "Sure." Natasha said, holding back laughter.
   "He broke up with Fury. And he still has all his limbs? That took guts." Clint said
  "He did fight the Nazis and it's rumored he punched Hitler." Natasha said.

   "Hey, Clint." Steve said.
   "Come with me." Clint said. "It's important."
   "Okay. What's wrong?" Steve asked.
   "Just come on." Clint said.
   Clint led Steve to Fury's office. Before Steve could ask, Clint closes the door and tied the doorknob to a doorknob across the hall. Fury wasn't happy and Steve was confused as usual.
   "Barton!" Fury yelled. "Let us out of this darn room." Only he didn't say darn
   Followed by "Lanugage." from Steve.
   "Gosh darn it Rogers, shut up." Fury said. "What the heck is wrong with you, Barton?"
   "I'm not letting you out until you make up." Clint said.
   "What?" Steve asked.
   "I don't have any problems with Rogers, but I got some problems with you right now, Barton." Fury said.
   Natasha walked up, needing to see Fury about a mission.
   "Romanoff!" Fury shouted. "Let us out of this darn room."
   "Can't do that, Director." Natasha said.

   Later, Fury made Steve break the window only to get stuck in a web. Natasha had informed all the Avengers of the situation. They all thought it was hilarious. Except for Bucky. Bucky seemed jealous. Nobody know how long they would have been in there if not for Bucky.
   Coincidentally, Bucky was made an Avenger the next day. The rest of the team was no where to be seen for several days.