Head canons

Bananas (MHA)

134 words. origionally from rumiruko on Tumblr

Iida: So, we only need one banana.

Midoriya: Only one banana?

Yaoyorozu: Yeah.

Uraraka: Okay? The bananas are in the produce section.

Todoroki: How much could one banana possible be? Eight dollars?

Midoriya: I-

Iida: No. That doesn’t sound right. It’s probably more around five.

Yaoyorozu: I’m pretty sure it’s five. Maybe six.

Uraraka: Wow. I don’t think I can afford to be friends with any of you anymore. I can’t even pay for health care.

Midoriya: Taking them shopping was a bad idea.

Todoroki: So… how much is a banana?

Uraraka: Like, 50 cents.

Midoriya: Less than that depending on the size.

Yaoyorozu: Size?

Uraraka and Midoriya:*facepalm*

Midoriya: You weigh the banana.

Uraraka: The price is based on the weight.

Iida: Why?

Midoriya and Uraraka:*facepalm* *explain how ‘poor people’ shopping works*