Head canons

Crime (TUA)

352 words. Taken from rad_umbrella_acad on Insta.

Police officer:*knocks on the door*

Allison:*opens door* Hello, officers. How can I help you?

Officer: We’re looking for a Mr. Hargreeves.

Allison: What happened? Is everything okay?

Officer: No. Mr. Hargreeves broke the law. I have a warrant for his arrest. Is he here?

Allison: Which Mr. Hargreeves?

Officer: The one who recently committed a crime

Five, Diego, and Klaus:*running out the back door*

Allison: You’ll have to be more specific. Do you have a first name, finger prints, type of clothes, crime?

Officer: There was a break in. They didn’t break anything, but-

Allison: So it wasn’t Diego.

Officer: But we don’t have any prints. The only thing they left behind was a picture from the Vietnam war. We don’t know how they got it, but the picture wasn’t in the house before.

Allison: Was there a person home?

Officer: Yes. There was an older lady, Mrs. Marjorie Katz, an older man, Mr. Daniel Katz, and a middle-aged woman, Davina Katz.

Allison: I’m sorry, officer, but if there were people home, couldn’t they have identified the suspect?

Officer: You know what, I’m going to take all your brothers in and see if they can identify the one that broke in.

Allison: Come back with two more warrants.

~earlier~
Klaus: Please please, please, please, please.

Five: Fine. But if we get arrested, you’re on your own.

Klaus: Thank you so much.

~At the Katz house~
Five:*teleports Klaus in* *teleports away*

Mr. Katz: Marjorie, call the police!

Klaus: Are you Daniel Katz? Brother of Dave Katz?

Mr. Katz: Who are you?

Klaus: I knew your brother.

Mr. Katz: What do you mean. My brother died in the war.

Klaus: I… I have a picture. *shows the picture from the veteran bar he might have stolen*

Mr. Katz: Marjorie!

Mrs. Katz: The police are on their way.

Davina: Dad, is that a picture of Uncle Dave?

Klaus: Yes. I’m Klaus. I… wanted to see his family.

Davina: I’m Davina, are you one of the Hargreeves?

Five:*teleports in* The police are here we gotta go *teleports away with Klaus*