Head canons

Late (TUA)

417 words. Taken from umbrellagaycademy on Instagram

Diego: Guys, it's 7:00 and Luther's not here yet. Who wants to start the countdown.

Klaus: 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50

Five: 49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40

Diego: 39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30

Vanya: 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20

Allison: 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11

All of them: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Diego: 7:01! Luther is officially late for the first time ever. Any theories?

Klaus: Maybe his alarm didn't go off?

Diego: All three of them? All the battery backups? Come on, take this seriously.

Vanya: Oh! Maybe he was taken in his sleep.

Diego: Ooh, I like that one. Super dark, Vanya. Way more plausible than Klaus's, but one hour with him and they'd give him back.

Vanya: Oh, I didn't think about that.

Diego: It's fine. Any other theories?

Klaus: Ben says he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck.

Diego: Did Ben cheat?

Klaus: No. He's been here the whole time.

Diego: The strong man got stuck? Really Ben?

Ben: Why'd you blame your idiotic theory on me?

Klaus: I already had one stupid guess.

Five: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's interesting.

Diego: I wish. Do you think it could happen?

Five: Time travel's a thing.

Delores:

Five: That's crazy. I'm not telling them that.

Delores:

Five: Fine. Delores says she thinks Luther got lost.

Diego: Really, Delores? I expect things like that from Klaus, but not you?

Allison: What do you thing happened?

Diego: I think he-

Luther:*runs in* I'm sorry I was late. Someone locked me in my room.

Diego:*bursts out laughing*

Allison: Diego, did you lock Luther in his room so he'd be late?

Diego: It's not like he didn't deserve it or anything.

Klaus: This is true. You saw what he did to Vanya

Vanya: Would now be a good time to mention that it was a group effort?

Klaus: Yeah, it was actually all six of us.

Luther: Allison, you too?

Allison: No.

Klaus and Five: Ben and Delores.

Luther: You made me late because you locked me in my room!

Diego: You were being a jerk.

Vanya, Klaus, Five, and Ben:*nod*

Delores:

Luther: I can't believe you!

Diego, Five, Ben, Klaus, and Vanya: That's why Dad sent you to the moon.

Luther:*glares* Checkmate. *walks away*