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Grocery Store Ban and Blackmail (MHA)

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Class 1-A:*did something stupid* *getting a lecture*

Aizawa: You can't do things like that. I know you're all teenagers, but I expect more from... most- some of you. I was a responsible teenager, so I know they exist.

Iida:*raising his hand* Sir, didn't you get a lifelong ban from a grocery store?

Aizawa: No.

Iida:*raising his hand* Sir, you and my brother got banned from a grocery store because he pushed you around in a shopping cart.

Aizawa: That never happened.

Iida:*raising hand* He was using his quirk, and you knocked over a toilet paper display.

Aizawa: I don't know what you're talking about.

Iida:*raising hand* Tensei told me all about it. He said that was before he got his hero license so the manager agreed that if you two and Present Mic never went back he could get his license and everyone would forget about it.

Aizawa: And everyone had forgotten about it until you brought it up. Class dismissed.

~FLASHBACK~
Ingenium: Hey, Shota, get in the shopping cart.

Aizawa: Why?

Ingenium: Just do it... and don't tell my mother.

Aizawa: Okay? *gets in shopping cart*

Present Mic:*gets his phone out* *starts video*

Ingenium:*pushes Aizawa in the shopping cart* *uses his quirk*

Aizawa:*screams*

Present Mic:*videoing*

Person:*gets in the way*

Ingenium and Aizawa:*both screaming*

Ingenium: I CAN'T STOP!!

Aizawa:*erases Ingenium's quirk*

Ingenium:*swerves*

Aizawa:*jumps out of shopping cart*

Cart:*hits toilet paper display*

Present Mic:*videoing* *laughing*

Ingenium: Don't tell my mom.

Manager:*walks over*

Present Mic:*hiding* *still videoing*

Manager: You don't have your hero license. You can't use your quirk.

Ingenium: Yes, ma'am. I am very sorry.

Manager: I could call the police, but instead, I'm giving you a lifelong ban. All three of you.

Ingenium and Aizawa: Yes, ma'am.

Manager: And you can stop recording.

Present Mic:*steps out of hiding* *ends video* Yes, ma'am.

Manager:*walks away*

Ingenium: All right, we must take a vow of silence.

Aizawa: Whoever snitches, Hizashi shows their mother the video. If he snitches... I erase his quirk on live TV.

Present Mic and Ingenium: Deal.

Present Mic: What if the loser also had to give the winners 1,084.08 yen ($10 USD)

Ingenium and Aizawa: Deal.

~PRESENT~
Aizawa: Hey, Mic, do you remember when Tensei pushed me around in the shopping cart?

Present Mic: How could I forget. We all got banned.

Aizawa: Well, Tensei told his brother. Do you still have the video?

Present Mic: Yeah. Why?

Aizawa: Send it to his mother.

Present Mic: Are you sure?

Aizawa: Yes. We took a vow of silence afterwards and he broke it. The deal was, if someone snitched, their mother saw the video.

Present Mic:*sends the video*

~IIDA HOUSE~
Mrs. Iida: TENSEI!

Ingenium: What is it, Mom?

Mrs. Iida: Is this why you're banned from that grocery store!?

Ingenium: TENYA!

Iida: What is it, Brother?

Ingenium: I told you not to tell Mr. Aizawa about the thing.

Iida: Apologies, Brother. Present Mic gave me 542.04 yen ($5 USD)

Ingenium: Now I owe Shota and Hizashi 1,084.08 yen ($10 USD) each.

Mrs. Iida: You bet on it! I thought I raised you better than this!

Ingenium: Sorry, Mom. We were kids.

Mrs. Iida: That isn't an excuse! This was a month before you got your hero license.

Ingenium: The police didn't have to get involved. Everything was okay. Oh, and Tenya, can you give this to Shota and Hizashi tomorrow? *hands Iida 2,168.76 yen ($20 USD)*