Head canons

game night

Natasha: Pick teams of two. It's trivia night.

Tony and Peter, Steve and Bucky, Sam and Thor

Natasha: Person one, go up to the stand. Your teammate will try to guess... your first word. I have all the answers here. If you lose, Clint gets to shoot you.

Peter, Bucky, and Thor:*go to the front*

Natasha: The order will be Tony, Steve, Sam. Tony, who's first word will we be guessing?

Tony: Bucky. This will be easy. Knife.

Buzzer

Sam: Battle axe

Buzzer

Steve: guys, he was a baby. His first word was 'mama'.

Nat: correct. Clint, use the painball gun.

Clint: Shoots Tony and Sam.

Nat: Question 2 of round 1. What does your partner collect, Sam, who are we guessing for?

Sam: Our partners.

Nat: Alright, Sam, what does Thor collect?

Sam: Poptarts.

Nat: Nope, Thor?

Thor: figurines of Mjlonir.

Clint:*shoots Sam*

Nat: Steve, what does Bucky collect.

Steve: He collects magnets. Before the war, he collected hairties and gave them to anyone who needed one.

Nat: Correct. Tony?

Tony: Avengers memorabilia.

Nat: Correct. Third question, if your partnet could have any other superpower than they have now, what would it be? Steve?

Steve: Our partners. Before the war, Bucky would be a scientist like Tony or Bruce. Now... I think he'd go for the same thing.

Nat: Correct. Tony, what superpowers would Peter want besides his spider powers?

Tony: He'd want the Ironman suit.

Nat: Correct. Sam?

Sam: He's a freaking god, why would he want other powers?

Clint:*Shoots Sam*

Nat: He would want the power to revive his brother, Loki.

Sam: Screw this. I'm outta here. *leaves*

Nat: We're going to take a short break to find Thor another partner. We'll be back.