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SELF INSERTS! (Everything lol)

854 words you can totally skip over. The next chapter will be up soon.

“Who doesn’t love self inserts?” She said with sarcasm. “Don’t worry, a new fic will be up soon. Now, onto the main event.”

So, basically, I’m bored. I’m going to go through my bio and create a self insert for all my fandoms. If you enjoy… wow. If you don’t… I can see why. I guess I should stop talking now and just get into it. These are all jokes, btw. Please don’t take offence.

THE HUNGER GAMES
Ginger James. Ginger has long blonde hair that reaches the waistband of her jeans. She wears it in a ponytail to keep it out of her bright blue orbs. She lives in District 4 and loves to swim. She likes to goof off from work with her labrador retriever, Dee Oh Gee. She won the 76th Hunger Games in an AU where Katniss never became the Mocking Jay

HARRY POTTER

Penelope Lestrange. Penelope is a 7th year Hufflepuff. She’s in the top of her class, but she also works as a double agent for the Death Eaters because no one would ever suspect a Hufflepuff to be a Death Eater. Secretly, she hates the life her mother, Bellatrix Lestrange, has forced upon her and gives Death Eater secrets to the Order.

THE MAZE RUNNER
Jenna. She is the one exception to the named after scientists rule. She is a Medjack for Group B where she kicks butt with Sonya and Harriet and a bunch of other girls who aren’t named after scientists.

PERCY JACKSON
Lizzy McWay. Lizzy is a daughter of Posiden (scandalous). She looks like her mother, Jane McWay. She is somehow more powerful than her big bro Percy, but you wouldn’t know by looking at her. She has a small frame and can use a sword with ease. She’s clumsy, but that only gets her into trouble when one of the main characters is there to ‘save’ her.

DIVERGENT
Dani. That’s her new name. She was an Amity, but she chose the Dauntless life because she’s tired of peace and quiet and wants a little adventure in her life. She cuts all her hair off in an attempt to become her hero, Tris. She’s Divergent, but you can’t tell anyone.

THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS
Caroline Smiler. She’s a shadowhunter, but she didn’t know about the shadowhunter world until her mother died in a car crash. She is as tough as Izzy unless a big strong male character shows up.

THE RED QUEEN
May Filer. May is a newblood. She can make mist. The mist she creates will do whatever she wants, that includes; blinding, choking, suffocating, invisibility, and whatever else is needed to get her out of a tough situation.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Sarah McKinnon. Sarah is a vampire, but she has her soul. Uninterested in love, she plans to keep her soul. She joins the Scooby Gang, not letting them know she’s a vampire (they all think she’s a quirky college kid with a weird schedule).

SHERLOCK
Elizabeth Duncan. Elizabeth has superhuman knowledge like Sherlock. She’s not a sociopath, no, she’s a psychopath that Sherlock has to stop, but she’s better than him. She lets herself get caught because she falls in love with the sociopath and doesn’t want anything bad to happen. From the jail, she realizes her mistake, breaks out, and vows to destroy Sherlock Holmes once and for all.

PSYCH
Cecilie Mars. Cecilie is a police officer. Her deductive reasoning skills are great, but she still can’t figure out how Sean figures things out the way he does. She goes undercover to figure it out.

TEEN WOLF
Macy Glasswell. Macy is a werewolf. She loves dogs and despises cats, even before she was a werewolf. She joins the good side and becomes the second True Alpha. That’s how they know that she secretly is working for a group of spies trying to infiltrate Beacon Hills.

MARVEL
Sadie Mathews. Sadie is an up-and-coming superhero. She’s supersmart and figured out how to stop tidal waves from destroying cities. She can control time without the time stone. She can turn back time without the pym particals, freeze time, and use time to do whatever she wants without consequence.

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
Anna Hargreeves. Anna is the unknown about child number 8. She has the power of probability. If she says ‘the probability of _____ is _____’ There is that percentage of a chance of it happening. So, if she says, ‘the probability of rain is 100%’ it will rain.

MY HERO ACADEMIA
Jenna Smith. Jenna is an American exchange student who insists they call her by her first name. She wants to be a hero, but her quirk is setting off alarms so she’s put in the support course. Everyone knows when she enters the building because she sets the fire alarms off. She has a quirk that can’t be turned off, so she has partial deafness from alarms yelling at her for her entire life.

So… That happened. Anyway, I don’t have any thoughts for the new WTNV episode, so you get this instead. Sorry and thanks for reading.