Head canons

Spaghetti (TUA)

212 words. Taken from diegoandklaus on Tumblr.

Five: I have an empty notebook and I don't have any idea what to put in it. Any suggestions?

Klaus: Put spaghetti in it.

Five: First, why would I do that? Second, I'm taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Ben: Tell him to put spaghetti in it.

Klaus: Ben says you should put spashetti in it.

Five: I'm taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Diego: Put. Spaghetti. In. It.

Five: Delores, what do you think?

Delores:

Five: You too!? Fine. I'm not taking suggestions anymore.

Allison: I heard a rumor that you put spaghetti in it.

Five:*putting spaghetti in his notebook* I hate this family.

~Later~

Vanya: It looks like a spaghetti notebook sandwich.

Five:*angrily eating spaghetti from his notebook* Really, Vanya? I thought you were better than this.

Vanya: Why?

Five: Well-

Luther: Dad sent me to the moon!

Delores:

Five:*eating the spaghetti* Don't look at me like that!

Delores:

Five: It was partly your idea.

Delores:

Five: Fine. *takes notebook to trash* *dumps spaghetti into trash*

Delores:

Five:*sighs* *throws notebook away* That was a waste of a perfectly good notebook.

Delores:

Five:*picks Delores up* Come on, I have other empty notebooks and I don't want to be near food when everyone else finds out.