Peppermint

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Tony:*pulls out gum* Hey, kid, want some gum?

Peter: Sure *takes gum* *opens gum* *puts it in his mouth* *spits out gum*

Tony:

Peter: What the heck was that?

Tony: Peppermint?

Peter: Are you sure? I like peppermint.

Natasha:*happens to be standing nearby* Spiders don't.

Tony: You must have developed a dislike for it with the spider bite.

Natasha: Either way, some dude with metal... things is looking for you.

~later~
Peter:*with a black eye* I'm home.

May: Are you okay. Did you get into a fight at school.

Peter:*thinking about the battle with Doc Oc* No, we got into a wreck on the way home. An animal ran into the road.

May: I'll be right back.

May:*comes back with an ice pack and peppermint tea*

Peter:*takes both* Thanks. *drinks tea* *lets it fall back into the cup*

May: What's wrong?

Peter: It's... uh... to hot.

May:*ruffles his hair* *leaves*

Peter:*pours tea into window box*

~during exams~
Teacher: These are the only pencils you are allowed to use on this exam. *hands out peppermint scented pencils*

Peter:*raises hand after he gets his pencil*

Teacher: If you had a question, Mr. Parker, you should have asked yesterday before the exam.

Peter:*lowers his hand* But I'm...

Teacher: No more talking.

Peter: But...

Teacher: Am I going to have to give you detention?

Peter:*shakes his head no*

Teacher:*hands out test booklets and scantron answer sheets* Please write neatly. You may begin.

Peter:*trys to hold breath for entire exam*

~after exams~
Ned: Why were you about to pass out?

Peter: After the spider bite, I can't stand peppermint.

~around Christmas~
Avengers:*assembled for Christmas party*

Pepper:*hands out hot chocolate with peppermint shavings*

Peter:*takes one to be nice* *pours it into a potted plant when she walks away*

Steve: It's 9:00.

Everyone:*gathers for secret santa gift exchange*

Peter:*opens his gift*

Box:*filled to the bursting point with peppermint scented/flavored stuff*

Peter:*shoves box away*

Sam:*laughing his butt off*

~one day~
Peter:*helps an old lady*

Old lady:*gives him peppermint candy*

Peter:*takes it*

Old lady: Aren't you going to eat it?

Peter: Ma'am, I...

Old lady: I gave you something, young people these days need to be more appreciative.

Peter:*puts it in his mouth* *trys not to spit it out immediately* *trys not to make a discussed face*

Old lady:*hobbles away*

Peter:*spits it out*

~at a parade~
Little girl:*wearing a spiderman tutu* *walks up to Peter/Spiderman* *hands him a York Peppermint Patty*

Peter:*takes it* Thank you.

Little girl:*stares at him*

Peter:*opens it* *splits it with the girl*

Little girl:*hugs Peter* *runs off*

Peter:*holds peppermint patty until he gets home* *throws it away*

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