Head canons

Patriotism

   "By the way, I don't vote." Tony said in the middle of a sentance.
   Steve gasped. "Tony, the importance of voting is very high. If you don't vote, you give up constitutional rights. It's dangerous."
   He kept talking, but Tony was concentrating on not laughing. Bruce is timing the speech. If it gets above six minutes and twenty four seconds, Tony wins a trophy. It currently belongs to Clint for convincing Steve he doesn't pay taxes.
   The speech only lasted three minutes, but everybody but Steve found it hilarious. Natasha had told him she thinks they should have a king, Sam told him he committed tax fraud, and Wanda even refused to buy anything with a flag on it.

   A couple of weeks later, Peter got Steve to go into an entire history lesson by incorrectly telling about the constitution and how America won freedom.
   Peter got Steve to talk for a half an hour by paying attention in history and changing the story.

   Loki even got involved. Determined not to lose to a sixteen year old Midgardian, he asked Steve for tips on how to run Asgard more like America.
   Loki won by asking Steve to talk a little slower so he could write stuff down. The total time of Steve's speech was almost two and a half hours.
   It was revealed afterwards that Loki cheated by making all the watches and clocks in the Tower speed up. When he was confronted, he took his trophy and disappeared.