Head canons

Iced Coffee (TUA)

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Hargreeves:*at the beach*

Luther:*sitting fully clothed away from the sand*

Diego:*throwing knives at fish*

Allison:*tanning*

Klaus: So, since you can't touch real things, I could dump a bucket of sand on you and it wouldn't bother you.

Ben: Probably.

Klaus:*dumps sand on Ben*

Ben:*gets sand all over him* You did that on purpose.

Five:*sitting under an umbrella* *drinking hot coffee in 95F (35C) weather*

Girl: They make iced coffee.

Five: They make tasteful swimsuits.

Girl:*walks away*

Delores:

Five: I'm sorry, but that was basically an insult.

Delores:

Five: I know, but it's the best coffee I've had since I got here. I'm drinking it.

Delores:

Five: No, I'm not going to get a heatstroke from drinking hot coffee. I survived the apololypse.

Delores:

Five: Fine. After I finish this, I'll try iced coffee.

Vanya:*getting drinks for everyone* *hands Five iced coffee*

Five: Thank you. *to Delores* Happy now?

Delores: