Peter: I'm willing to do a lot of things, I'm Spiderman for crying out loud. But one thing I'm not willing to do is admitting to Mr. Stark that I'm cold after he told me to bring a jacket.
MJ:*wearing a parka* You cold?
Peter:*shivering* No.
MJ: You sure?
Peter: Yeah.
MJ:*getting up* So you wouldn't mind if I turned the thermostat down?
Peter: N-No.
MJ:*turns air down*
Temp Before:*50°F* (10°C)
Temp After:*40°F* (4.4°C)
Temp Outside:*23°F, snowing* (-5°C)
MJ: Why didn't you bring a jacket?
Peter: Karen said it wouldn't snow.
MJ: Who is Karen?
Ned:*walks in* Why is it so cold in here?
MJ:*mockingly* Karen said it wouldn't snow.

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Head canons
FanfictionElaborating on head canons. The Avengers, HP, TMR, THG, Sherlock, etc I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS.