Head canons

At the Bar

   A woman was sitting alone at the bar. A man came up to her and started talking. She told him repeatedly to leave her alone. Steve walked up to the man and got up in his face.
   "Leave the nice lady alone." Steve said. The man craned his neck to look Steve in the eye.
   "S-sorry, ma'am." The man said to the woman before running away.

   A woman was sitting alone at the bar. A man came up to her and started talking. She told him repeatedly to leave her alone. Bruce walked over to her and introduced himself.
   "I'm Doctor Banner, my friends and I were wondering I'd you wanted to sit with us for a bit." He pointed over to where Steve, Natasha, Tony, Hope, and Scott were sitting. "For science." He gave the guy a Hulk look.
   "For science?" The woman asked.
   Bruce nodded. The woman walked to the table with him. They waited until the man left before she went back to the bar to wait for her friend. The said friend showed up a few minutes later.

   A woman was sitting alone at the bar. A man came up to her and started talking. She told him repeatedly to leave her alone. Natasha knows how that feels. She gets up (despite everyone telling her not to) and walks over. She taps on the guy's shoulder.
   He turns and she proceeds to smash his face into the counter. She gives him her best Black Widow death stare until he leaves. She goes and sits back down with out a word.

   A woman was sitting alone at the bar. A man came up to her and started talking. She told him repeatedly to leave her alone. Tony walks over.
   "Hey, how are you doing?" He asked.
   "I'm tryna get this hottie home. She's declining, how you think I'm doin'?" The man replied.
   "Wow. I am genuinely impressed." Tony said.
   "At what? The fact that she can resist someone like me?" The guy asked.
   "No. That you know what the word 'declining' means. Run."
   "Why youse sayin run?" The man asked.
   "I don't get out of here know." Tony said, dropping hints to the girl.
   "What's wrong with you man?"
   "Besides being leave verbally attacked, nothing."
   "I ain't attackin you."
   "Yeah, but you were attacking the lady." Tony then goes and sits back down. The man notices the lady left and sulks away.

   A woman was sitting alone at the bar. A man came up to her and started talking. She told him repeatedly to leave her alone. Thor goes over to help.
   "Hath you mother teach you nothing of honor?" He says, slamming his hand on the bar.
   "What?" The guy askes.
   "Hath your father taught you nothing of respecting a lady's honor?" He lifted his hammer onto the bar.
   "Hath thou not been brought up respectably?" He holds out the hammer.
   "Art thou not worthy!?" The man tries to take the hammer, but drops it.
   "How dare thee prey on a lady when thoust art not worthy!" Thor was making a show, but it was working. The guy was getting frustrated.
   "Dude, I just wanted her number. But fine, if I'm not worthy I guess I'll try some other..."
   "Thou shalt not prey on women again." Thor said. "Or thou shalt feel the wrath of the mighty Avengers."
   "Oh crap. I... uh... just remembered a... thing... I have to do." Then the man left.

   A woman was sitting alone at the bar. A man came up to her and started talking. She told him repeatedly to leave her alone. Clint strides over and lifts an eyebrow seductively.
   He whistles. "Aren't you something." He said.
   "Not two of them." The woman mutters under her breath.
   Clint steps between them and winks at the woman. Then he turns to face the man. "A handsome fellow like you shouldn't be at a bar all by himself. You know what kind of attention that gets?"
   The man looks confused. Clint keeps going and the woman looks more and more relieved.
   "Why don't you come home with me tonight? I'll give you something you can't get anywhere else."
   "I'll pass." The man said.
   "Come on, give me a good reason." Clint presses.
   "Because I'm not gay." The man says hostility.
   "I can fix that. Come to my place tonight. Your girlfriend'll never know." Clint had a half smirk. He was accomplishing his goal.
   "Stop or I'll call the cops." The man said, pulling out his phone.
   Clint took the phone when the man wasn't looking. He started to add his number. The man protested.
   "Bartender!" The man shouted. "This guy won't leave me alone!" The bartender, who knew what Clint was doing, ignored the man.
   "Hey, I'm sorry for harassing the girl, please stop." The man begged.
   "SEE HOW IT FEELS!!" Clint shouted.
   The man left in shame as the whole bar applauded. Clint was about to walk away when the woman tapped his shoulder.
   "Can I get your number?" She asked.
   Clint was a little taken aback. "I... I'm married." He said.
   "Sorry." The woman said. "But, thank you anyway."
   "You're welcome."

   These were all different times, all different girls, different guys. All different days. The Avengers wanted to make the world a safer place , they decided to take down the main enemy of everyone... *straight white guys.《Clint not included》

*IT'S A JOKE DON'T GET YOUR UNDIES IN A WAD.