Head canons

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Pepper: Just call Steve and stop being childish.

Tony: But...

Pepper: Seriously? Are you scared, Tony? You can fly through a wormhole, but you c-... You don't know how to use it, do you?

Tony: It's so outdated.

Pepper: Just buy a new phone.

Tony: I'm waiting until December.

Pepper: Why?

Tony: I'm adding the kid and his aunt and making a family plan.

Pepper: What?

Tony: I'm making a family plan for us. Then, I'm adding the Parkers.

Pepper: Fine, but they can't live in our house.