Head canons

SteVE CARLSBERG

     Carlos walked in the door to find Cecil and his neice Janice sitting on the couch. They were both fuming. Cecil literally. Carlos paused in the door way for a second before walking in.
     "What's wrong?" He asked.
     Both of them look up. Between them, they have enough fury to kill the smiling god with one sucker punch. In unison, they say, "SteVE CARLSBERG!"
     "Yeah, I kinda figured. What did he do?" Carlos asked.
     Cecil and Janice looked at each other. They kind of ignored Carlos for a second before turning to look at him again. Carlos involuntarially took a step back at the looks of rage on their faces.
     "He hurt Abby." Cecil said.
     Carlos was shocked. That was incredably out of character for Steve. He loved Abby and would never hurt her... or would he. Carlos realized that he didn't know Steve that well and, if science proved anything, people were unpredictable.
     "How?" Carlos asked. He was going to treat this situation like a science experiment: with caution.
     "He cares more about his stupid pattern in the stars than my mother." Janice said.
     They weren't giving him any information. "What exactly did he do?"
     "He forgot her birthday." They said in unison.
     Carlos almost laughed out loud. He walked in and closed the door. Then he started to explain. "Cecil, he was going to suprise her."
     "He didn't tell me about it." Cecil argued.
     "Or me." Janice agreed with her uncle.
     "Cecil, he didn't tell you because you say everything on your show. Janice, he didn't tell you because you would tell Cecil." Carlos explained. "He asked me to tell both of you."
     The uncle and neice looked at each other before saying, "SteVE CARLSBERG!" one more time. Carlos couldn't help but laugh this time.