Head canons

SFW Kiribaku (MHA)

938 words. Art credit to littleblackmindsoul on Tumblr

~outside~
Midoriya: This is amazing!

Todoroki: Has anyone seen a bathroom?

Bakugou:*under his breath* Stupid grass. Stupid trees. Stupid sun. Stupid bugs. Stupid trip.

Kirishima: So, who do you think is going to break something first?

Mina: Bakugou. Obviously.

Kirishima: Yeah. He’ll probably set something on fire trying to kill Midoriya.

Mina: Or Midoriya will break his arms first.

~inside~
Bakugou: Alright, Kirishima shares a room with me.

Todoroki: Where’s the bathroom?

Kaminari: I wonder if the bees here are friendly?

Iida: Bakugou, you can’t share a room with Kirishima. That’s not what the sleeping arrangement list says!

Bakugou: Either I’m sharing a room with Kirishima or I’m walking home.

Iida: You can’t walk home!

Aizawa:*to Iida* Just let him do whatever. The more he damages, the more this trip costs.

Iida:*hands out room assignments*

~later~
Kirishima: These rooms are small.

Bakugou: Yeah, that’s why I wanted a room with someone I didn’t hate.

Kirishima: There are two bathrooms, but only one bedroom.

Bakugou: Yeah, that’s why I wanted a room with someone I didn’t hate.

Kirishima: There’s like fifteen pillows, but only one bed *throws couch cushions in the floor* and the couch doesn’t pull out.

Bakugou: Yeah, that’s why I wanted a room with someone I didn’t hate.

Kirishima: Have you been here before?

Bakugou: Yeah. My dad thought it would be a good idea for a vacation a few years ago. The couch isn’t comfortable, by the way. 

Kirishima: Good to know *stands on the bed* I bet you can’t touch the ceiling.

Bakugou: I bet I can. *stands on the bed* *can’t touch the ceiling*

Kirishima: I knew you couldn’t!

Bakugou: You’re shorter than I am, nerd! 

~9:30~
Kirishima: Sit down, the door is opening!

Bakugou and Kirishima:*fall into sitting positions* *pull phones out of their pockets*

Aizawa: It’s time for curfew, so I’m putting tape on the door so I’ll know if you leave the room.

Bakugou and Kirishima:*still bouncing from falling* Okay!

Aizawa:*to himself* This was a mistake. *leaves*

Bakugou and Kirishima:*stand up*

Kirishima: So… you didn’t touch the ceiling.

Bakugou: I’ll show you! *jumps* *misses*

Kirishima:*laughs* *jumps* *misses*

Bakugou:*jumps* *misses*

Kirishima:*jumps* *misses*

Teachers:*passing by their room* 

Aizawa: Do I want to know?

Present Mic: Probably not.