Head canons

Affair

   Harry and Ginny Potter were sitting in The Three Broomsticks sipping on Butterbeer and reading the paper. Rita Skeeter's reputation had been destroyed many years ago, but she still published false articles about them.
   "Apparently, were getting a divorce." Harry said after taking a drink.
   "Is it because I'm snogging Neville?" Ginny yawned.
   "No, it's because I'm snogging Neville." Harry said.
   "Merlin's Beard, Harry. Let me have my affair in peace." Ginny said, slamming her cup down.
   "You let me have my affair in peace." Harry retaliated.
   "I wonder why you're called The Boy Who Lived. You're rubbish at comebacks." Ginny said.
   No one in the pub bothered to look at them. They staged these fights to mess with Rita. As her stories got crazier, the more the two had fun with it. When they had James, an article circulated, asking if the baby was really Harry's child. The two had a fake fight and, basically, added gas to the fire. For Ginny's birthday last year, it was said that Harry cheated on her. Another fake fight and more fuel added. Now, it was revealed that they'd both cheated on each other with Neville.
   While Harry and Ginny found it funny, Neville was utterly embarrassed and denied even being friends with them in school.