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Five: As much as I hate to say this, we need to get into Kenny's birthday party. He's about to change a timeline and we need to keep that from happening, so he doesn't get killed.

Klaus: So?

Diego: What?

Five:*sighs*

Klaus: What's our cover story. Obviously we're his dads, but is he biologically one of ours or did we adopt him.

Diego: I really don't care.

Five: Just let him go.

Klaus: Last time, he was my biological kid. We're going with that story again excpt I married you. We have a good relationship overall, but he likes me more.

Diego: Fine. Do whatever.

Five: Are we ready to go?

Klaus: Yeah.

~At Bowling Alley~
Kenny's Mom: Excuse me, it's my son, Kenny's, birthday. Wouldn't your son perfer to play with kids his own age? Assuming it's okay with his two dads.

Klaus: So?

Diego: What?

Klaus: Do you mind if our son goes to play with Kenny?

Diego: I really don't care.

Klaus: That's no way to treat my son. *to Kenny's Mom* He would love to play with kids his own age.

Five:*mouthing to Klaus* I hate you.

Klaus:*waves* Have fun, Gregory?

Five:*mouths* Gregory?

Klaus:*mouths* I panicked.

Diego: I bet his mother picked that name out.

Klaus: I tried to talk her out it.

Five:*death glare*