Head canons

Five

Stolen from mambonumber5hargreeves on Tumblr. 331 words.

     Five runs up the stairs, cursing his siblings. They want to measure him against the wall. They want to see how much he's grown since he time travled. Klaus is holding a pencil in his fist like a knife. He's in the front, stumbling up the stairs in one of Allison's skirts. Diego is right behind Klaus. He has an actual knife in his hand, but (probably) wouldn't throw it. Allison had taken her heels off and was chasing Five barefoot. Luthor was in the back. He took up half the starewell by himself. No one knew where Vanya was, but she was somewhere in the house. Ben was beside Klaus, only visible to him.
     "Ha!" Klaus said, grabbing Five's shirtsleeve.
     "Ah!" Five screamed before teleporting to the next landing.
     Ben rolled his eyes. "He can teleport, you know."
     "Shut up." Klaus told him.
     Five was looking over the railing, not paying attention to where he was going. He turned back around and ran into Vanya. She grabbed him. She used her power to put pressure on his eardrums. If he teleported, he would risk hearing loss.
     "Let go of me!" He protested, squirming of get out of her grip.
     Vanya let go of Five. The rest of the Hargreeves siblings had reached them. Klaus tripped up the last step. The pencil went flying out of his hand. Ben caught it. Then, Five's brothers and sisters half carried half dragged him to his room. The forced him to stand up straight, right as Klaus was about to make a mark on the wall, Five teleported away. Vanya had released her power, so he didn't suffer hearing loss.
     Five had teleported to the first floor. He was standing in front of the front door. The rest of the Hargreeves, including Ben who was now visible, chased after him. They chased him down four times before finally getting a measurement. The only reason they caught him was because he couldn't use his power.