Head canons

Two Truths and a Lie (TUA)

334 words. Taken from umbrella._academemes on Instagram.

Luther: Let's play a game.

Diego: Why?

Luther: It's two truths and a lie. It's not that hard and we're stuck here.

Diego: And who's fault is that?

Klaus: It's Luther's. Now, who goes first?

Diego: Nose goes. *puts finger on nose*

Luther:*puts finger on nose*

Klaus:*puts finer on nose*

Five:*sighs* Fine. I have brown eyes, I think Diego is a butt, and I assassinated JFK.

Luther: Really? Make it a little harder than that.

Diego: His eyes are green.

Luther: You did WHAT?

Five: Assassinated JFK.

Klaus:*before Luther can say anything* My turn. I met God, I talk to Ben all the time, and I've been to rehab 4 times.

Luther: I give up. This was a bad idea.

Diego: You've only been to rehab three times.

Klaus: Right.

Luther: When did you meet God?

Klaus: When you went to the Rave. *to Ben* Somebody told me to follow you. I died, but God didn't like me.

Ben: Sorry.

Klaus:*hisses*

Diego: When I was in the police academy, I fell out of a window. When we were kids, I tried to hit dad with one of my knives. Mom taught me how to cook.

Luther: You didn't try to hit dad.

Five, Klaus, Diego, Ben, and Dolores:*stares at Luther*

Klaus: You can't cook, so... you didn't fall out of a window.

Diego: You're right. I fell off a building.

Luther: I can't stand Diego, I comforted Vanya before locking her up, I turned Mom off.

Diego: You didn't turn Mom off.

Klaus: Ben says, 'Klaus and Five can't answer. I ate a whole loaf of bread in five minutes when we were thirteen, I roasted marshmallos in Klaus's desk drawer when he set it on fire, I smeared peanut butter all over Five's socks when we were ten.'

Diego: When did Klaus set his desk drawer on fire?

Luther: You were stuttering, trying to come up with a catch phrase. He didn't eat a whole loaf of bread in five minutes

Ben: He's right.

Klaus: You're right.