Head canons

Inside Pockets (TUA)

272 words. Taken from thesevenumbrellas on Tumblr. In case you're wondering about Five's pockets, see the A/N at the bottom.

     Five's uniform jacket had pockets on the inside. In those pockets, he would put anything from his wallet to ketchup packets to staplers to grenades. He knew where everything was. Anything personal was in the left inside pocket. Weapons were in the right inside pocket. Spare change in the left outside pocket and things that could be used as weapons but weren't in the right outside pocket.
     One day, he put his jacket into the laundry pile without taking a bloody hammer out of his pocket (outside right). Vanya found it while separating the laundry. When he was asked about it, he just took the hammer and teleported away saying, 'I was wondering where that was.' His siblings were slightly concerned, but that wasn't what got his pockets sewn shut.
     Five came home with bloody quarters (outside left), his domino mask (inside left), a pack of matches (outside right), and a gun with three missing bullets (inside right). No one had seen Five in hours, so when he came home with those things in his pockets, his siblings decided that his pockets should be sewn shut.
     That didn't stop him. He just ripped the stiches out. The most normal things he came home with were a hair brush that wasn't his, a small notebook, a deck of cards, a packet of salt from a restraunt, (inside left), a bag of change that wasn't his (outside left), a knife (inside right), and a butter knife (outside right). By Five's standards they were normal. If any of the other siblings came home with those things in their pockets, it would be considered weird.

So, I have a Jacket and it has two inside pockets and two outside ones (that's what I based Five's pockets off of). Anyway, some of the things (ketchup packets, a hair brush {that was mine}, a notebook, and a packet of salt) are all things I've found in my pockets (that I don't remember putting in there)