Carlos:*walks into kitchen* Is something burning?
Cecil:*trying to block the toaster* Just my desire for you.
Carlos: Ceec, the toaster is on fire.
Cecil: I put sprinkles in it.
Carlos: Why?
Cecil: I wanted toasted sprinkles. I knew we should have gotten a new toaster after you tried to toast toast.
Carlos: So... toasters in Night Vale are made to toast things besides toast?
Cecil: Of course. Toast is a wheat or wheat byproduct.
Carlos: Cecil, your sleeve is on fire.
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Head canons
FanfictionElaborating on head canons. The Avengers, HP, TMR, THG, Sherlock, etc I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS.
