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Phone:*rings*
Endeavor:*answers his phone* Hello?
Shigaraki: We have your kid.
Endeavor: Which one?
Shigaraki: Your son?
Endeavor: Well, it’s not Fuyumi. Which son?
Shigaraki: Well, he said he’d rather be kidnapped than spend any time with you.
Endeavor: That doesn’t narrow it down any.
Shigaraki: Uh… he’s blunt and kinda goth.
Endeavor: Still not helping. Well, maybe not Natsuo.
Shigaraki: He said he would kill you if given the chance.
Endeavor: Look, you’re just going to have to tell me what you want.
Shigaraki: Well, we were going to hold him hostage, but we changed our minds. We’re just calling to let you know he’s ours now.
Endeavor: It’s not Shouto is it!?
Shigaraki:*muffled* Hey kid, is your name Shouto?
Dabi:*muffled* No?
Shigaraki: No.
Endeavor: What color is his hair?
Shigaraki:*pause* I’m not telling! *hangs up*
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Head canons
FanfictionElaborating on head canons. The Avengers, HP, TMR, THG, Sherlock, etc I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS.