Head canons

WTNV Thoughts

   So, I listened to the new episode of Welcome to Night Vale on the bus to Trade School (if you don’t know what that is, it’s basically a school away from my high school that takes up two class periods and teaches you trades like welding, nursing, etc. I’m taking a class that’s training me to be a teacher.). I have tea about the trade school bus, but now isn’t the time.

     Anyway, my thoughts are as follows;
1. What the heck was the Great Golden Hand? Did it symbolize the hand of God like a lot of 1920s novels? Is it a weird Night Vale thing? 
2. The last time the Hand appeared was 1939. But did it happen in the real 1939 or the Night Vale 1939 or was that before the time line split?
3. Is the Hand going to be the next Big Bad? Is the Hand going to terrorize Night Vale? Will there be a final battle where Cecil is under his desk while Tamika Flynn shoots it with a slingshot or something?
4. What was the ending? It was talking about rabbits and humans and wanting to be happy. Was that the Hand affecting Night Vale or a weird Cecil thing?
5. The Weather. Was the weather hard to understand or was it just my audio processing problems combined with the fact that the people on the bus like to use a speaker for music that only three people want to listen to?
6. Does that fact that the timeline is back in place have anything to do with the Hand coming back? Or does it just come around every 80 years and stay for 5-7 years before leaving again?
7. Did Oklahoma being pronounced correctly have anything to do with the new time line? Or does Cecil actually know how to pronounce states now? Did Carlos teach him the states? Did maps start working when time did? Am I looking too far into this?
8. The McDonald's commercial. The McDonald’s commercial was still Night Vale esque (?sp). It talked about sacrifices and altars and axes and graveyards. 

     Sorry it took so long to write this. I had band practice today and had to stay after school because senior band members had to get banner pictures. (if you don’t know what that it, it’s where we get pictures in uniform and they put our pictures on banners and we put the banners on the fence around the football field at every [we only have 4] home game.)