Sam: Hey Bucky, there's a spider.
Bucky:*rolls up a newspaper* Where?
Sam: On that chair.
Peter:*looks up from homework* Hey guys, have you-
Sam: Get it!
Bucky:*hits Peter with newspaper*
Sam and Bucky:*laugh*
Peter: I was just going to ask if you've seen my calculator.
Sam:*still laughing* That's for sticking us to the ground.
Peter: Sorry. But have you seen my calculator?
Bucky: No.
~earlier~
Sam and Bucky:*hides calculator in lab*Bucky: Why are we hiding this?
Sam: I don't know the exact details yet, but when I cue you, hit Peter with whatever is closest to you.
Bucky: What are the cue words?
Sam: Something about a spider.

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Head canons
FanfictionElaborating on head canons. The Avengers, HP, TMR, THG, Sherlock, etc I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS.