Head canons

Body Swap pt. 2 (MHA)

1605 words. Taken from bnha.trash_uwu on IG

Uraraka's POV
     I was supposed to meet with Bakugou, Kirishima, Deku, and Todoroki at 4:00 to study. Tsu couldn’t make it and Ms. Midnight let us go from training early, so I waited outside the cafe for fifteen minutes before someone finally showed up. It was Bakugou. He stood next to me as we waited for Kirishima, Deku, and Todoroki.
     A little boy and his mother walked by. He had the hiccups. He hiccuped right as he passed us and the next thing I knew I was burning up. I turned to Bakugou to ask if he wanted to go inside but saw my face instead.
     “B-Bakugou?” I asked.
     “What?” He furrowed his… my? eyebrows. “Ugh. That stupid kid and his body-swapping quirk. We’re stuck like this for twenty-four hours.”
     “Should we cancel?” I asked.
     “It’ll be fine. Just don’t sweat and you’ll be fine.”
     “Don’t sweat? It’s really hot in here.”
     “That’s what having explosive sweat will do to you. If you have to sweat, stay away from candles and Todoroki’s left side.”

     When Kirishima, Deku, and Todoroki showed up, Bakugou explained what happened with the little boy. We went inside and sat down in our usual table.
     “Does anyone else smell caramel?” I asked.
     “That’s you,” Bakugou said with an eye roll. “Nitroglycerin smells like that.”
     “What can I get for you?” The waitress asked.
     “An iced latte.” I said.
     “Black coffee.” Bakugou said.
     “A regular latte.” Kirishima said.
     “Two baskets of fries and a vanilla milkshake.” Todoroki said.
     “A chocolate milkshake.” Deku said.
     “An iced latte, a black coffee, a latte, a vanilla shake, a chocolate shake, and two baskets of fries?” The waitress asked.
     “That’s right." Deku said.
     “It’ll be right out. My name is Lindsey, by the way.” She smiled at me before walking away.
     We were going to study after we ate, so no one pulled out any textbooks. Our bags were sitting by Deku and Todoroki. I was on one side of Bakugou because of the body-swap kid and Kirishima was on the other side. I noticed how Bakugou was sitting when I leaned forward to talk to Deku.
     “Bakugou,” I hissed. “Get your leg off the bench. I’m wearing a skirt.”
     “So? You... I’m wearing leggings.”
     “It’s not ladylike.”
     “I’m not a lady!” 
     At that moment, the waitress brought our food out and my face went red. I was sitting beside Bakugou, but I couldn’t touch him… me? The waitress might think it’s harassment and call the police. I didn’t need to go to jail… especially in Bakugou’s body.
     “Ma’am… we don’t really like people putting their feet on the seats. It tears the leather.”
     “I’m so sorry.” I said, elbowing Bakugou.
     “Oh! Is that your girlfriend? Now I feel bad about writing my number on the ticket. Sorry.”
     “It’s fine.” I said through a forced smile. “Ochako, get your foot on the bench.” I reached over and pushed Bakugou’s leg off the seat.
     “Don’t touch me… Katsuki?”
     “Anyway, here’s your food. Enjoy.” The waitress said before walking away.
     “Bakugou, don’t-” It was too late. The coffee cup was floating.
     “Kirishima, grab the cup so the coffee doesn’t spill,” I said. “Bakugou, give me your hands.”
     “What? No.”
     “Your coffee is floating. Give me your hands!” I grabbed my hands and released the anti-gravity on the coffee cup.
     “What was that!?” Bakugou asked.
     “I was trying to tell you. You can’t touch anything with all five fingers. That’s what makes it float.” I said. “Kirishima, you can put the cup down.”
     Until I told him that, Kirishima was still holding the cup over his head. He put it on the table in front of Bakugou. I took a sip of my drink and almost spit it out. It was way too sweet. Bakugou made a face as he drank his coffee.
     “Switch?” I asked.
     Bakugou didn’t say anything as he leaned over Kirishima to get another straw. Kirishima raised his arms and sucked his stomach in so Bakugou wouldn’t touch him. I switched our cups and took my straw out of the iced latte. I wiped the lip of the cup off before taking a drink. I didn’t want to spit it out… so I guess that was good.
     “You know... it’s a good thing we’re staying in dorms now.” I said. “My dad would probably kill you when we switched back if I had to go home like this.”
     “A good thing!?” Bakugou asked. “I have to tell Mr. Aizawa that this happened again.” He gestured to him… my? self.

     After we ate, we got our bags to study for the math test tomorrow. Bakugou yanked the book out of my bag so hard that a bunch of other stuff came out as well. He’d dropped a notebook, my earbuds, my wallet, and…
     “Don’t tell me you’re…” Bakugou said, holding up a tampon.
     “No!" I said, grabbing it out of his hand. “It’s an extra.” My face was bright red.
     I put my hands over my face so I didn’t notice when everyone stood up… not until the waitress sprayed me with a fire extinguisher.
     “Uraraka? Are you okay?” Deku asked as we went outside.
     “Yeah. A little embarrassed, but I’m fine.” I said.
     “I’m sorry about Kacchan. He’s… not the most careful person.” Deku said.
     “It’s okay." I said. I hugged him.
     “Round face!” Bakugou said. “Don’t use my body to do that!”
     “Hey, Katsuki, keep your voice down." Kirishima said.
     “Don’t tell me what to do!“ Bakugou shouted.
     He tried to set his hands on fire, but, because he was in my body, he couldn’t. That made him even angrier. Kirishima was trying not to laugh, Todoroki put his hand over his mouth to hide his smile, and Deku looked concerned. I just stood there.
     “Bakugou, you’re causing a scene.” Todoroki said.
     “I think we need to get him to Mr. Aizawa." Deku said.
     “I think that’s a good idea." I said. “I also need to change. I’m covered in fire extinguisher foam.”
     Kirishima grabbed Bakugou’s arm and started pulling him along. We walked back to the dorms, surprisingly, without incident. Then Bakugou and I went to see Mr. Aizawa.
     “Again?” Mr. Aizawa asked.
     “Hmph.” Bakugou said.
     “You know the drill. 24 hours, then you’re done. Ba- uh, Uraraka, why are you covered in foam?”
     “I… got embarrassed and accidently activated Bakugou’s quirk. The waitress sprayed me with a fire extinguisher.” I explained.
     “Well, I don’t know what to tell you. I can’t tell Uraraka to go to the boy’s dorm, but I also can’t tell Bakugou to go to the girl’s dorm. No one else knows about the body swap quirk… " Mr. Aizawa thought for a second. “Go to the teacher’s lounge. Ur- Bakugou, go tell Kirishima to get some of Bakugou’s clothes.”
     Bakugou walked off to go tell Kirishima to get me some clothes. Mr. Aizawa walked with me to the teacher’s lounge. When we got there, Mr. Aizawa explained what happened and asked if all the teachers could leave for now. They all obliged. Bakugou came in a few minutes later holding a pile of clothes.
     I went to the teacher’s lounge bathroom and realized I would have to get a shower. I didn’t notice that I had foam in my hair before I looked in the mirror. I looked around for something to use as a blindfold, before I decided to just keep my eyes closed. Hair and done, I could keep my eyes closed that long.
     I looked in the shower for shampoo, trying to make the process as quick as possible. I found some, set it aside, got a towel, and started get ready for a shower.

     When I was done, I wrapped the towel around my chest and got out, opening my eyes for the first time in five minutes. It was difficult to wash Bakugou’s hair with all the hair gel. I managed to get all his clothes laid out so I could close my eyes again to get dressed.
     When I was dressed, I walked out of the teacher’s lounge and everyone stared at me. Bakugou came up to me and jumped to try to pull the towel out of my… his? hair. Todoroki took a picture and Bakugou kicked him in the leg.
     “Now that you’re done, you should probably stay with Recovery Girl until this is over. Your friends can go with you to avoid suspicion, if you want.” Mr. Aizawa said.
     We all went to Recovery Girl. I still had the towel on my head and Bakugou was fuming, not literally for the first time since I’d met him.
     “You know the drill, but I suspect that’s not why you’re in here." Recovery Girl said. Then she looked at me and asked, “Blind fold or did you just keep your eyes closed?”
     “I… uh… kept my eyes closed.” I said.

     After sitting in Recovery Girl’s office for almost 24 hours, we finally switched back. I released all the blankets hovering near the ceiling. I ran out into the hallway after someone cried out in pain. A textbook had fallen on Sero’s head. Bakugou shoved past me to go to class. Kirishima and Todoroki followed.
     “So… are you okay?” Deku asked.
     “I’m fine, but I think Bakugou is going to fix his hair instead of going to class.” I said.
     “It probably sucked having to swap-bodies with Kacchan.” Deku said. “Especially since you had to wash your hair.”
     “It was horrible.” I said, walking back into the hallway to go to class.