Head canons

A Word From Our Sponsors (MHA)

Thank you to warnerette for being so supportive! 342 words. Taken from incorrectbnhaquotes on Tumblr.

Aizawa: Present Mic couldn’t be here for the announcements today, so I’m with Midnight.

Midnight: It’s great to be here, Eraserhead.

Aizawa: So, we’ve had several fire alarms go off in the past three days. After some investigation, we have banned the words, ‘It’s your power, Todoroki.’ in that order.

Alarm:*goes off*

Midnight: The words are banned, not only because of the alarms, but because several students have been injured.

Aizawa: In financial news, the prices in the cafeteria have been increased by at least 50 cents to pay for fire damage.

Midnight: Now for everyone’s favorite segment, Students Speak. Half and Half says, ‘Sorry I set a bunch of things on fire.’ Thank you Half and Half, I’m sure all will be forgiven soon.

Aizawa: I have several requests here to say the words that have been banned. All the requests will be thrown in the trash.

Midnight: King Explosion Murder says, ‘Ha, for once I’m not the one being blamed for all the fire alarms. Also, Deku sucks.’ Well, Mr. Murder, please try to use a kinder word to your fellow classmates, they might not be into-

Aizawa: And with that, we’ll finish up Students Speak. I think it’s time for the weather.

Midnight: How do I turn the weather on?

Aizawa: Crap, only Mic and do that. Anyway, I think it’s time for a word from our sponsors. Midnight?

Midnight: Thanks, Shou! Call I call you Shou?

Aizawa:*fake laugh* No, Midnight. By no means.

Midnight: Thanks, Eraserhead.

Principal Nezu: Now students, I know that you’re all stressed about the upcoming exams, but fret not, with the new and improved Study Buddy system, you can your friends can learn all the information necessary to succeed. To apply for a Study Buddy, come to my office after school.

Aizawa: That wraps up today's announcements. Hopefully Mic will be feeling better tomorrow.

Midnight: By the way, if you sit in the front row in English, watch out. Thank you.

Aizawa: This has been, The Morning Announcements with Eraserhead and Midnight.